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Dad of 4. Husband of 1. Comedy fan. Leans left enough to fall over. Anything I say or do is an attempt to be funny—frankly it’s kind of pathetic. I love vintage tech, cars, tinkering, learning and talking too much. Veteran of SA, refugee of Reddit.
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On the topic of historically significant circumcisions: On August 14, 1945, in an act that effectively ended WWII, Hirohito, the last emperor of Japan, likely surrendered with his schmeckle sashimi still attached—but we’ll never know for sure because of all the pixelation on the historical record.

I think the bigger news is that he was in the race in the first place.

You know who I feel the worst for in all this? Joey Fatone.

Imagine glancing up from your cappuccino to see Kanye administering an Italian breathalyzer.

This is the stupid freckle that I wind up licking EVERY time I eat Nutella and I’m ALWAYS left disappointed!

One thing they can’t accuse Lizzo of is fostering a potassium deficient work environment.

Afraid to eat Ben & Jerry’s because it’s too Jewy? 7-11 gotchu!

If Ms. Pat is coming to your town, go see her! Two hours of painful laughter and she nearly threw down with a couple hecklers. She delivered on her promise of a much needed night of laughs (and she signed my book!)

It was a fantastic flick!

Barbeaster egg.

Nobody wants to work anymore. I tried teaching them how to fish and they just stared at me while sitting next to their bowls.

Entering Costco: just get the rotisserie chicken, don’t buy anything else Leaving Costco: “Spared no expense!”

Is there any way to look up how many rape kits and SA cases are still awaiting processing and prosecution in Polk County?