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magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching anime and playing folk guitar. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, BB/BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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Me to me when I see pictures of me taken by me.

Twitter was easy to leave, the content-to-evil ratio was trash. Facebook is going to be harder. Too many guitar shredders, too many ads for technically-legal psychedelics and plus-size bras, too much of this

Taking dubstep to strange new places

It should be called the Gulf of O'Flug, for palindromic reasons

A single Homer, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat. #performanceart

I'm gonna out-Chicago all you nerds this weekend

This circle, which I'm sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.

I love when they're Niles and Daphne

You're in Upton Sinclair's Jungle, baby. You're gonna die!

Trying to live more ascetically. Really tired of being the target of spells or abilities.

I know Infinite Jest isn't some Star Trekian vision of a beautiful future, but the Canadians weaponizing entertainment and, like, making an episode of Trailer Park Boys so good Americans starve themselves to death rewatching it? Starting to look like the best possible outcome.

Say the line, Bart!

Breaking Bad discourse is back?

Movie pitch: JFK is sent forward in time and miniaturized to fight whatever's going on in RFK's head. Like Inside Out but with Dune worms and Dan's Quimby voice.

This should just be our national motto

Newman is the Killmonger of Seinfeld. If you feel I need to explain this, I will.

Idk what we're supposed to be posting about, but I'm enjoying the Mitch Hedberg posts. I'd like to hear more about him and other stand-ups you enjoy

MoonPiece soon? #OnePiece

Have a cozy Saturday! Here's some sweet and savory nostalgia.

How to deal 20 damage and do 10 damage to yourself

ripped Luanne VanHouton windsurfing with dignity

Me on the wellness farm

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red, violets are blue