magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching anime and playing folk guitar. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, BB/BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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Jokey post aside, I have a lot of older friends-of-the-family types and FB is the only way we'd realistically ever interact
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Lol. HHH harem but it's the other members of DX (please excuse the use of the word 'member' here.)
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As a boy, I wanted Steve and Rock to throw down, but now I'd rather see them make out.
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O'Flug sounds like a Brendan Gleeson character
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Tell them Lisa needs braces!
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To gain the troll's power, I must become him.
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Malkovitch's pronunciation of "memoir" is enough to get Burn up there.
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That's OK, the excellence of this explanation makes up for it.
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You are a man of taste, that wit is sharper than the fifth razor. I think you'd like stand-up Gary Gulman. It also reminds me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch
youtu.be/hv3qPM8BLdE?...
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Haha yes! Going to watch this and quote my favorite joke at you.
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Hi there, apologies for the jokey account, I don't usually post about serious stuff, but I can probably help you get some part-time work at a gym in Rockville. Shoot me a DM if you're interested.
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That guy does it all. His voice lives in my head because he narrated the American Psycho audiobook, to which I used to fall asleep.
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Very Boys of Summer. I saw a Bernie sticker on a Mercedes once.