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I've left Twixter now that it's become a wretched hive of scum and villainy and will hopefully build it back better here. Weather and sports every half hour. Sometimes I draw cartoons. I/me.
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When ICE comes to your town

Yesterday was Wally Wood's birthday. Why is it that people named 'Wood' die early, become alcoholics, and the last thing they do is porn?

Faber College's Homecoming Parade had a bigger crowd size.

Which makes you feel the oldest: a) people who think of 'Kokomo' as the essential Beach Boys song b) people who think of 'Spaceballs' as the essential Mel Brooks movie

Stay safe out there.

If you see ICE in your area -offer them some gum -tell them to smile -invite them to a book club -put a cowboy hat on them -be creative. Above all, don't be violent or angry. It's what they expect. It will escalate and justify their presence. Disarm them with confusion.

Choosing between Elon Musk and Donald Trump won't age well.

Applauding Elon for denouncing Trump is like praising Harvey Weinstein for denouncing Bill Cosby.

All this talk about politicians being too old, are they trying to balance it out now with the Axe Body Spray Posse? I knew I'd eventually be older than government officials but God damn this country, man!

The Trump/Musk feud is like if the Jerry Springer Show only had rich males on it.

After 10 yrs of selling comics on eBay, someone asked for a refund. Their reason? Staples were too rusty. The irony is I know some of the people in the comic and could sic them on him to tell him not to be so anal retentive. My ANNIE HALL moment... "I happen to have Marshall McLuhan right here!"

Can someone explain why an autopen would be easier than just signing something? Signing things you don't read isn't unique to the president, and as we found out from MTG it's not partisan, so how come out of 350 million people nobody else has an autopen?

Does this look rusty to you? Would you have returned it? I wouldn't. People are picky. This isn't the first time this guy's done this. He's SO blocked now.

There are those who say not to post an A.I. image even to show how bad A.I. is, as it's an insult to anyone creative. Well, as a creative person, I think it's okay just this once in the same way one can use a slur if it's a slur against themself. Ladies and gentlemen, here's A.I. at its worst...

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Why isn't everyone saying "Qatargate"? It seems so obvious.

Boy, is he petty.

Now it's safe for "all teenagers who fuck" to come back out again.

I found this comic I did when I was 17 or 18 that I tried (unsuccessfully) to do in his style. He was 44 and still did things like this. It was long before the documentary about him and before comics of any kind had mainstream respectability and doing cartooning at SVA still made you pariah.

I can't tell if the fact that politics isn't trending is a good or bad thing.

www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_... Yeah, the WEIRDOs are a bit steep but actually lower than the going price I could find there. The next couple weeks I think I'll take it easy and try to sell what I couldn't the first time.

The new pope needed to make his name at least 8 characters with capital & lowercase letters and at least one punctuation mark.

Maybe you'll have to bid on two comics instead of thirty. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

Please stop saying things like 'Rump' and 'Cheeto-in-Chief' or calling Stephen Miller 'Nosferatu' because a) You're not as clever as you think b) It's not helping c) It's like if 3 decades ago people said "Oh that wacky Osama driving planes into buildings. That scamp is up to more madcap hijinx!"

Every single documentary or film about Vietnam and that era has used 'Fortunate Son', "All Along the Watchtower', and 'For What It's Worth', but I have no idea what films about the 2020s and Hands Off protests will have on their soundtrack.

Some stuff is cheap, some is expensive, there's something for everyone. The crash doesn't seem to have had an effect on underground comics fans... yet. This and more at www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_...

I'm not sure who the next pope will be but whoever it is has to hit the toughest cardinal on his first day and everyone will respect him from then on.

MAD was just as relevant in 1972.