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Filmmaker, designer, comedian, trade unionist, NYC/TPE
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Pragmatic White Boy SUPRISES Chinese audience by singing the Star Spangled Banner in perfect Hindi While Fully Crosseyed

Wow someone never watched Rick and Morty 😏

If Hollywood wants to increase their box office to pre pandemic levels I have some good ideas: 1) make the same number of movies as 2019 2) market movies like you did in 2019 3) schedule the same theatrical engagements like you did in 2019 and stop kicking films to streaming after 2 weeks 🎥

The Pacific Ocean is too big. We should fill that sucker up

Trump decked out in Carharts and black skullcap . Jpg

British children : horrible, annoying, bad vibes French children : cheeky, charming, actual angels American children : chaotic, alarming, genuine in a scary way

Everyone is outside, staring at the nights sky, as they worry that their neighbors kids drone is actually from Iran

What’s weirder than a 40 year old man trying to frame this issue as hypothetical tangential harm to the lives of hypothetical child actors while glossing over the fact that it’s going to be bad and boring and never is going to run for more than 2 seasons bc Harry Potter is a series for babies

How are we going to afford this office space renovation? “Premium Cosmetic Horse Armor”

Marc Maron interviewing an 85 year old actor who has appeared in 100s of movies cast as “Nazi guard”

In an alternate universe we’d be celebrating the inauguration of President Omarosa but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

Doing the “ thanksgiving cousins walk” (41 years old, no siblings no cousins)

There are men who lived and died dressed like Peter Griffon, all before the age of tv.

Barron Trump seems like the kind of nyu student who has a really short ugly and loud grad student boyfriend

Folks did you hear about this? There is a new body function that only the big boys know about. It’s calling “Unc’ing” it’s absolutely disgusting. Don’t worry your know all about it when you reach your 40s. It’s horrible.

Wait so the Catholic Church REDEMPTION arc???

I’m gonna miss my great suggestions to celebrities but twitter is over