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magnarokket.bsky.social
matty. actual diet pepsi enthusiast and former blonde toddler
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ultimate loser behavior, bro u r not a vibe
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i have been here for MONTHS, i am a true samnivolanator
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to the 13,000 members of the academy, deep salute
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oh and drake getting WHACKED twice by kendrick winning, and they didn't even censor the playback of the certified pedophile line lol
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also my boyfriend benson boone flipping straight on to my penis
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what a lovely grammys - spread out wins, mostly all of the girlies getting their first awards (BEFORE KATY AND NICKI LMFAO), beyonceeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!1111, and i don't have to see any discourse about mother winning stuff over other people for the next year
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yes, it adds a certain je ne said quois to a man’s foot that is just 🤌🏻
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a hammer?? in your hole?? for real??
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is it really this serious
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but also love the third bc of the anklet
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your ass looks so nice
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clock that tea
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youtubetomp3 → spotify local files save me
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then youre bulking right and getting muscle in all the right places cause that waist is so snatched that i AM barking
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also skinnyyyyy
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im also trying to learn how to do a split and maybe a backflip for about a month and this shit is hard, youre already leveled the fuck upppp
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i’m standing in the front lines getting several body parts lasered for the culture
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pretty much, yeah
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not only because i actually really like the song but also because it’s a pretty clear theatrical vibe and neither of them gave an ounce of it
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but i do love your whimsical behavior so, honestly? worth it
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your innocent bystander of a phone, about to be socked in the face by a snowball:
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is that valorie curry?