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1. worked 2. ate 3. slept 4. drugs 5. fuck you

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word

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moron

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$200 million taxpayer dollars spent on “tell me I’m pretty” ads to stroke his own ego, while he fires people to “save money.” Sociopathic.

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Kid Rock working on a new love song called "Colorado Cum-Dumpster"

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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

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wait this can't be right, we have two business geniuses at the helm

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Absolute bitchification of the American president.

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4 ex-Dem grifters who all came to realize the Dems weren't gullible enough.

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I don't know what pickleball is and I refuse to find out

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if you're a GOP rep/sen who's sweating this ive got something called Article I that you're gonna just LOVE!

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Little Known Fact: Elon Musk is simply a collection of animated fat and sinew created from a series of wildly inaccurate AI articles about the manufacturing and distribution of soft cheeses.

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thanks for clearing that up

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Apropos of absolutely nothing, a commemorative Welsh mug on the occasion of the beheading of Louis XVI

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I'll just leave this here

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First they fired the proof-readers

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When Donald he said he believed me over his own intel he quickly folded like a cheap suit cos everyone kept saying he was acting like my bitch & it got too politically painful for him. Just saying.

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Murphy: "Let me say that again. The man that my Republican colleagues are about to vote to lead the FBI believes there is irrefutable proof that the agency he is about to lead secretly organized the violent assault on the Capitol. That is bananas. My Republican colleagues know that."

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if they tell you to come without a lawyer, bring a lawyer

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The pro-gridlock pro-monarchy lobby is small, but dedicated

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Oh, look: Biden crashed another plane

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nobody: absolutely nobody: me: it’s the creature from the black legume

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Since the White House posted this, there has been, on average, one plane crash every five days in the United States.

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the scum of the motherfucking earth

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wait, Trump LIED?

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dogshit's too good for it

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It’s great that every Elump interview now is Elon announcing he’s getting rid of the federal highway system and Trump saying oh wow this is the first I’m hearing of it.

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A lot of people now see that Musk is a vile extremist. But many still struggle to accept that he is also an oblivious fool. Once you actually listen to what he has to say about the world, you realize it’s all faux-visionary nonsense layered on top of profound ignorance.

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When political bribery is legalized, it metastasizes

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What did you guys do to prepare for this, Lieutenant Loser?

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"we, your representatives, can do nothing and we plan to do nothing" is just not very inspiring, whether it's said by chuck schumer or bernie sanders.1

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JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

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