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It’s a great fishing spot but watch out, the…um, geese.. can be a bit territorial. #dragons #ducks #pond #drawing #coloredpencils #prismacolor

Been chipping away at this in my free time, sort of a redo of a comm from a while back; i loved the character design and always felt I didn't quite do it justice in the original, so I wanted to use the character for style tests and this is how she turned out, think I'm pretty happy with it :')

Regicide

Here at Target, we believe in the importance of staying in step with the evolving external landscape. However, it’s clear that our recent policy changes around DEI have missed the mark. Truthfully, we did not realize you queers had money

Bad and naughty Disney adults get put in the roof

i feel like i really need to share this reddit post with everyone, i can’t stop thinking about it, please read it: www.reddit.com/r/WaltDisney...

Me: No, 2023 Clark don’t do it! Don’t get excited for the Asmongold Fanboy Project! 2023 Clark: oh mein gott this cave is full of racism

Adult Misty Quigley (Yellowjackets), Chucky (Child's Play), Fisher Stevens' Eugene 'The Plague' Belford (Hackers), and Trevor (GTA5). Mr. Peanutbutter (Bojack Horseman) will be the dealer/host.

A frog wizard and his faithful familiar on this international bat day These two will be the leads on my next frog book (whenever I finally get to it)

mood

My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit

When Clive Barker was working on the MUMMY remake for Universal in the early '90s, he had a trans character in the script, and when the studio vetoed it, he basically said "I really can't stress how much I don't need to fucking make THE MUMMY" and left.

Every time people talk about reading their kids Harry Potter, i look at my copies of Terry Pratchett’s Tiffany Aching books and want to scream. You don’t have to read your kids the terf books! Stop funding her campaign of hate!

If you stream or plan to stream Schedule 1 I super reccomend you read this thread so you can stay informed on why you may not want to support it! /gen /nm /info 💖 Also Schedule 1 has this achievement which feeds into beliefs and talking points that are directly hostile towards Native Americans.🤢

Ok! I made a few mirrors available online! ...A few days before my store closes for several weeks... excellent timing :') gdbee.store/collections/...

Remember Team Rocket supports the trans community

4chan got hacked last night and both the source code and the email credentials of moderators got leaked I have been going over the data dump and found 3 emails with .edu domains interesting news for faculty and students at Harvey Mudd College, University of Washington, and University of Michigan

Just leaving this here :)

Nancy Pelosi heading to Congress after hearing this

A little snack

Andrew Cuomo was confronted with the proof that he covered up the number of people who died from COVID-19 due to his executive order. His response? "Who cares? They died." Don't rank Andrew Cuomo for mayor. #DREAM

had to raise my target as i was sick for three days last week with no sick leave. PLEASE help, I’ve gotten nothing in the past 2 days

Happy Neil day to all who celebrate

Neil banging out the tunes #art

What if left wing politics is actually popular and its “unelectability” is just a right wing propaganda campaign propped up by a media largely owned by right wing billionaires?

banging out the tunes since april 13th, 2006 (drawing from 2020)

And1 more thing

Oh fuck oh shit

She's just like me for real.

大切なお友達

out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents

I keep seeing people get the Reproduction Toralei and getting FOMO as if Toralei isn't on my literal fucking shelf right now.

someone told me that people in the 1980s weren't "ready" for buckaroo banzai but like I don't think any era of mainstream movie theater goers would be ready for BB, that movie is fucking weird guys

Hey! I made a video showing off a new identity for netrunner in the new NSG set elevation! You should watch it when it comes out in half an hour!!! I'm pretty in it!!! youtu.be/hO-y2YPL4tI?...

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

The official Siren Head plushie is now available! It's my birthday, and he came out really cool, so you should grab one! www.makeship.com/products/sir...

*when uzumaki stuff starts happening in my town* omfg LEARN ANOTHER SHAPE

hello, i'm a disabled artist. and the sole caretaker for my mother who's struggling in her fight against cancer. we have no sources of income outside the little i can scrap with my art and through donations and we're having a really hard time. please help us out sharing or donating! ko-fi.com/qrimm

Yes i can confirm ive eaten the dire wolfs. I slow cooked them in the pit "Memphis style". I had them for dinner and it cost me $500 per dog

3 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain development

had to raise my target goal as i’ve been sick for the past week. if anyone can help me out please do. i really need to try and get through this next week please help if you can.

Quench your thirst #wastelandmage

> “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. > "So do I," said Gandalf, "this shit fucking sucks.”