“John Billings: I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the paper for musket wading.
Reverend Oliver: Eat the dogs?
Benjamin Martin: A dog is a fine meal.”
I am the real OG who threw the human-sized dire wolves in a pit that screams. Fully marinated in shame and hickory glaze. One of them moaned “rawr~” as the fire rose. The other whispered “uwu” as the meat cooked. I see their eyes in the grill marks. The sauce whispered my true name.
Surprise; you've actually eaten lab grown Impossible Dire Wulf! And you couldn't even tell the difference, could you? There's a camera over there, camera over there, smile big
I'm not sure they are true dire wolves. Saw a DNA specialist explain why not. Can't remember alot of it but her first point was the age of the DNA. She explained in detail.
Sadly, they weren't actually dire wolves. Luckily, the meat of the genetically modified dogs should still give you the power of the wolf, and thus allow you to embrace the pack. Welcome, fellow alpha.
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the wolves
that were in
the paddock
and which
you were probably
saving
for posterity
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so dire
‘‘Twas a bottle of red whiskey
Said my prayers, went to bed That’s the last they saw of me
When I awoke, the dire wolf
600 pounds of sin
Was grinning at my window
All I said was, “Come on in”
- Robert Hunter
i wish i could remember who they were so i could tag them and say ‘see? it’s all about confidence’
Were you wearing your woolly mammal coat?
Reverend Oliver: Eat the dogs?
Benjamin Martin: A dog is a fine meal.”
The Patriot, 2000
Haven't eaten dog since 1987 when I was in the Army in South Korea.
Kimchee and puppies.
Eat them up yum!
the Dire Wolves
that were in
the test tube
and which
you were probably
trying
to reincarnate
Forgive me
they are still extinct
so dead
and still so dead
So gamey and delicious
Forgive me
So... basically that's cheaper than everything but chicken.
Dril out here saving money the smart way, while acting like it's extravagant. I'm on to you.