Do you like •books signed by authors? •book mail you forgot was coming? •the United States Postal Service? •zines? •life? •reading? If yes then this is the deal for you!

The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow. We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled. theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Some Malarkey math, which we may revisit in the newsletter: filled a Kickstarter order today: $25 for two books. Cost $5.38 to ship. The books cost $11 combined. Zine we threw in cost like $2.40. Anyway!

We raised $11,740 in a successful Kickstarter campaign. Kickstarter kept a share of $981.28. The shirts and totes cost us $1,329.33. Most pledges came with physical rewards that cost big $ to fulfill. The point being if you buy a shirt you will feel so cool and look so hot.