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When a dog is chasing a cat the cat doesn't make itself look as peaceful as possible in order to convince other animals of anything. The cat puffs up and scratches the dog's stupid face and hisses and screams and burns some cop cars
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nobody HATES George Miller, i think? Mad Max 1 and Fury Road are both sub-mid but The Road Warrior and Happy Feet clear, like, he Does Work. but putting him at number one is boggling. i'm envious
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yeah!!! i was just thinking it might have the best ending of any ff game? the characters are all kind of narratively thin or at least not diverse but they actually bounce off of each other in really fun ways. Zell's hot dog arc is triumphal
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The classic "Me and my two girlfriends" party formation can have room for three girlfriends if you remove "me" from the equation. This is what the Buddhists mean when they talk about letting go of the ego.
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also bizhawk runs ps1 games nice and smooth now, previously the slow emulation always turned me off ps1 rpgs
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i still pray for a retranslation but barring me finally spending a decade learning japanese fluency this is the best i'm gonna get so, i take weird off-putting ff where i can get it. and i think it holds up best out of the ps1 games (anti-ff7, i've tried 9 3 times but it takes like 6 hours to start)
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before my fiance gets mad at me, the reason i don't have a lot of good things to say about ps1 rpgs is BECAUSE i haven't played Legend of Dragoon, okay??? sheesh anyway yeah i fuckin love drawing and junctioning spells. also triple triad fucks so hard. tied with arcomage
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i haven't touched it in about 20 years though so, here goes. i'm gonna finish dq8 first (but not master it... i already have to do a second run, but i'm going to do all the little fiddly stuff this time so i can just focus on grinding and beating it next time) but. then it's ff8 time let's go
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if you're wondering why, you should have played Nymph's Tower already imo. it's not too late brlka.itch.io/nymphs-tower
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the hong kong protestors used the phrase "do not split" to mean that the radical protest and peaceful protest arms of the movement should refuse to criticize each other.
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the third gayest thing i did on RA is this achievement name. anyway happy pride month get loud and angry about it if you can retroachievements.org/achievement/...
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Taylor McCue (no bsky?) 's bold and rough visual novel He Fucked the Girl Out of Me. Plenty of CWs (included in the game) but a fantastic read and a set I'm proud of (created with dev approval) retroachievements.org/game/25300
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don't worry about it
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strong anti-Olyphant stance but i do need to see Legion
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i didn't know Jennifer Aniston was Irish
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this thought brought to you by watching the first 45 seconds of a video about The Last Express, a game i could never play for more than 5 mins and yet which has not left my mind for more than 24 hours in the past 25 years