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Kitchen creator; Art amuser; Music maker; Cat cuddler; Pun pusher; Left-leaning; Atheist & Ally... ... always trying to be better. Instagram: @BossCustomKitchens https://on.soundcloud.com/8kqGvTb5H2UcERvP6
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Trying to clear internet browsing... is it a worst cache scenario?

Donna Dumpty anxiously awaiting word on her husband’s condition.

i like the part in Monopoly when i choose my character and i get to identify as a shoe.

Once upon a time we could get up from the floor without any support.

Me: I’m bored My refrigerator: here she comes

"There's a lot of ADHD in this room, right now."

Just discovered youtu.be/_YO6Shobgdo?...

him: license and registration please me: *hands them over* him: *eats license and registration* me: now wait a min- him: *burps* insurance card please

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

Allegory alert!

my ex said i had a fear of commitment but this 5 gallon jar of costco olives says otherwise

Bummer

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

when you read your own timeline

Interesting: the State Department’s procurement forecast detailing a $400 million order for "armored Tesla" has now been edited to "armored electric vehicles." The document shows the edit was made tonight at 9:12 p.m. -- after it was highlighted in reports

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

Der Verschwörungstheoretiker Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ist US-Gesundheitsminister. Angesichts dieser schlechten Wahl gibts meinen Artikel zur öffentlichen Gesundheitsgefahr Kennedy zu lesen - ohne Paywall! steadyhq.com/de/janskudla...

this one being a weirdo. wants to sit on my lap but can’t get comfortable

Reporter: You said an example of fraud that you have cited was $50 million of condoms was sent to Gaza but after a fact-check apparently it was Gaza in Mozambique meant to protect them against HIV.  Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect

Checking in on the retirement fund

Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?

The wheel turns..... 😁 #wheeloftime

Craft Corner™️!

On this day, 11 February 1916, Lithuanian-born Jewish anarchist Emma Goldman was arrested in New York City for distributing information on birth control. wrkclasshistory.bsky.social

“Alas, I am surrounded. You must fight on, gentlemen, I fear that it is too late for me. Now come and get me you savages, we shall travel to Hell together!”

“I barely knew him” in 3…2…1…

Going to give out my 10 Types of Magic project file for free this week to celebrate one year of my newsletter. Really cool way to dive in and see how I do my best editing. Join to get the discount code on Thursday: creativeoutput.blog

Last call

White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.

while trying to take a shot of the annoyingly bright exit signs in the cinema, i accidentally got the coolest pic #Nosferatu

Of all the animals in the entire aninal kingdom, the most eerie, in my opinion, is the elephant.

Playing the cello

You know, The boy that was killed in the staged assassin attempt….

Baby elephant asking for treats🐘