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Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

submitted 6 days ago • 1186 comments

I don't give the tiniest damn who Glenn Greenwald sleeps with, what they do together, or how much he pays for the privilege. I do, however, find it hilarious that he is most bent out of shape because something which never supposed to be shared with the public was hacked and dumped online.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

submitted 27 days ago • 162 comments

ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers theonion.com/ice-ope...

submitted 34 days ago • 257 comments

As a federal employee, I can’t take a $100 dollar honoraria for speaking at a conference. And I have to fill out forms confirming exactly what the conference host is providing me.

submitted 36 days ago • 24 comments

this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

submitted 39 days ago • 237 comments

Friends, appreciate everyone who reads me!I’m grateful for your empathy,for every comment on support of Ukraine.Now it’s needed more than ever We are tired,but we continue fighting for our land! Please share where u are from.I would like to know where the people thinking about Ukraine are.Thank u!

submitted 43 days ago • 664 comments

What they call pedants (people who can’t resist correcting you’re spelling and grammer) in five different countries…. 5. Comma fucker (Finland) 4. Little dot shitter (Switzerland) 3. Whittler of woodchips (Norway) 2. Counter of peas (Germany) 1. Sodomizer of flies (France)

submitted 45 days ago • 158 comments

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

submitted 50 days ago • 152 comments

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

submitted 63 days ago • 917 comments

I can’t compete with this

submitted 67 days ago • 836 comments

tried downloading kafka’s diaries but there was a bug

submitted 117 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning, hugs to all! #Biology #insects #Arthropods #Funny #hugsforeveryone

submitted 137 days ago • 3 comments

The Gary/Chicago International Airport has a history of hosting deportation flights. Yesterday, a small protest march was on its way back from the airport when Gary police suddenly attacked. Matthew Kaplan, who was documenting the march, was arrested and slapped with charges for no clear reason.

submitted 140 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 145 days ago • 314 comments

Dottie.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Misogyny is a major force in many if not all areas of American life, yet our intellectuals seem determined to pretend otherwise even when it's staring them in the face. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/why-boys-d...

submitted 158 days ago • 15 comments

What does it say that this took me zero time to understand.

submitted 169 days ago • 1150 comments

Recycled headstones in the landscaping at Graceland Cemetery

submitted 173 days ago • 2 comments

Me, a public health person, just sitting over here reflecting on the fact that the US has experienced a 7% increase in infant mortality post-Dobbs. Like, do you realize what that says about this society from an ethical perspective? That we made policy choices that caused this? #PHEthx

submitted 173 days ago • 36 comments

So that’s it!

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday was 60 degrees and sunny. Today is 32 degrees and miserable. Tuesday's gone with the wind.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if this was original to the house, or if it was mid-life face lift. This doesn't really fit with the usual ornamentation of 1906 in that area (or anywhere). I'm guessing that someone bought it and decided to "take it to the next level" post WWII, without even inspiration from HGTV.

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

I thought the Ukrainian army was as bad as Assad's turned out to be and I thought his army was as good as I was told mine was. I remain a master strategist.

submitted 183 days ago • 4 comments

Freshwater lookin’ good 🌊🌊 #CleanWaterisLife

submitted 185 days ago • 9 comments

"A few select restaurants offered the Bell Beefer Surf and Turf Deluxe." Aaaaggggghhhhh!!!!

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland

submitted 185 days ago • 1644 comments

You will feel sleepy, you will do as I say! 😊

submitted 190 days ago • 378 comments

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

submitted 193 days ago • 3122 comments

"Thomas Chatterton Williams" sounds like a playground insult for a guy who talks too much

submitted 196 days ago • 12 comments

I get paid upwards of half a million dollars a year for my expertise on the subject of the Harlem Globetrotters and boy the Washington Generals really look like they might have their number this season

submitted 195 days ago • 11 comments