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*Interviewing Antagonists after The Very HAX OP FINAL BOSS Majin Buu to see new tricks they bring"🧵 Lord Beerus what can u do? B: I can destroy planets & people w/ a finger We've seen that before B: But when I erase em they can never come back So Just Energy Blasts But God Buffed, gotcha. Ok Next.

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How it feels to be a millennial

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4 triple a batteries. I think

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She krabs on my mister until I'm feeling it now

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CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤 (Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )

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The scorpion asks the frog to carry him The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion promises not to cuz they will both drown Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog, making him sink The DM asked "why would you do that The player responded "it is what my character would do"

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Owners of Tesla Cyberchunk, a hunk of metal with no moving parts, report significant maintenance issues, explosions

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BREAKING: Nancy Mace is in intensive care after a cashier at Target wished her a “Happy Holidays” instead of a “Merry Christmas.” Thoughts and prayers for a possible, eventual recovery.

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This is truly the best legal advice we can give.

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It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

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They're onto us @nikahoward.bsky.social

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Dog (urgently walking me up at 4:25 am): IT IS TIME TO PEE Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE (goes to the bathroom) (pees) (goes back to bed) Dog: ...

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