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This is yet another idea to “gamifying” the unique shark characteristics! 🎮✨ What if sharks' electro-sense could be used to find hidden magical treasures? They would be able to sense the electromagnetic field of objects or enemies emanating some kind of energy. ⚡️🦈⚡️ #shark #sharkfolk

#FF4 “家人”

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And then there's Maude! No but seriously, the "I Don't Want Politics In My Media" crowd wouldn't last a week with 70s-80s TV. Even Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers were talking about racial equality. Lucas confirmed that Star Wars was a commentary on the Vietnam War!

being a white male conservative in the US is genuinely one of the easiest lives it is possible to live, and you can tell that's the case bc these morons think having someone tell you your opinions suck ass is the worst thing that could ever happen to you

Downloaded my Twitter data archive and it's been a joy seeing the stuff I retweeted. Very tempted to port some stuff over here and shout out those artists wherever they are. The only thing I miss about Twitter are the cool people who didn't jump ship

the rise of fascism was a cooperative bipartisan effort

Got to introduce the nieces and nephews to SSB Melee and F-Zero GX. Chaos ensued, but they liked it. Glad I kept the Gamecube. Good consoles are ones that still work a quarter century after they're built!

Bought!

it’s been said, but every genocidaire in history said they were provoked

At this point ICE dissolution needs to be a bullet point agenda for liberal politicians. This isn't border security, this is an armed, trained gestapo getting loose with it.

The double meaning of “DEI” makes it easy to claim theyre removing references to abstract ideological-sounding thing -“diversity equity and inclusion” - & media will repeat this uncritically when they’re actually removing references to anything that suggests anyone other than white men are important

a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may either be a blessing or a curse. #art

Gengar noodle #pixelart

This is what happens when you don't tax rich people, I'm dead serious. You have to keep the money moving in rational ways or it all devolves to hustle

i hate talking to people on here who you can tell have no actual morals or principles because everything is a "slippery slope" to them even when it's absolutely not. "if we start harassing nazis where does it stop??" at the nazis. that's where it stops. i have an actual moral framework, do you?

I think about this headline all of the time.

Your loyal pet Arcanine :)

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

Pikachu in Melee

rain boots

sketches

Dear friend, Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation" Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

Saw so many cool grotesques on Salisbury cathedral today… but I think this three-faced guy was my favourite.

Reposting cause I agree even though I'm the doomer. I just don't reply is all

PSA: All of David Lynch's features have just dropped at archive dot org, including Industrial Symphony No 1, Hotel Room, and the Duran Duran concert

Really makes you think

it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are

Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me

extremely important PSA

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

People who voted Trump who are feeling pissed off right now about broken promises are an organizing opportunity, not a gloating opportunity

Another consecutive year where I forgot when the Super Bowl was happening and didn't watch it, lol

Reassuring to see that I'm not the only aspiring artist lost in the liminal space between wanting to cultivate a "wholly fun and positive online art profile of niceness and coolness" and feeling the need to make an "outlet of political truth underlining the urgent fact that America is dying."

A big reason for everything happening in the US right now is that they spent the last century crushing every semblance of an organized left that has ever existed and it was a very bipartisan effort.

this is correct (strap in it’s also long)

I wouldn’t mind sleep so much if you could it while awake.

gastropod

NEW: A Harris campaign organizer says senior officials ordered them to erase voters who asked about Gaza—marking emails as “no response” so they’d be removed from outreach. No engagement, no persuasion, just ignored. “The only clowns are the ones who decided to abdicate on this.”

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

Here are 50 Bowsers all in different pixel art styles! #BowserPosting