malzliebchen.bsky.social
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Dad jokes and beer, the destruction of infrastructure not designed for cyclists, Great Lakes secessionist, Solar Noon evangelist, car puncher. Skeeting from the field of stinky onions.
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Something something and when this is over I'll leap in my grave like the arms of a lover
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Then thatās why we have guns
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Iām busy watching my kids
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Then he actually tried to uphold the law, and then we go into his honor by [redacted]ing everybody in the administration
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Then he shouldāve challenged them to murder a senator
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Gotta switch to comfortable standing shoes
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I truly donāt understand why he didnāt just take him on the plane back home with him
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Please one temu
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Whomst amongst ust
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So the onion just got the location wrong
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I know a Mr. Remington thatās good for stuff like this
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Butlerian Jihad now
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6 years ago we bought our first house on Addison near Cicero for 230k
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No, join mine
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And sunglasses
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Okay but what about the 40 Iāll be turning this summer?
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Same.
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As someone who gets stuck behind cars on small side roads all the time I can assure you that drivers have absolutely no clue how big their vehicleļæ¼
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Straight salmon is all Iāve ever used
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Real wife guys put Kool stops on their wife's bikes š
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Itās currently at the shop getting some other work done and kool stops put on!
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My brain is not working too good today because I cannot figure out all what you mean
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Yeah, Iāve been using them for probably 20 years and it didnāt even occur to me that my wifeās bike brakes were awful partially because I never put kool stops on there
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Yeah, any shop should be able to take one quick look at your pads and know exactly which model of kool stops you need.
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Did you replace them with Kool Stops?
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Shouldnāt his name actually be Naperville contrarian?
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That's funny because everyone alive would be better off with her gone*
*In the greatest sense of the word
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hot
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When the attic is the best looking part of the house
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And then got rid of DMs
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Because of course they did
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This is why we must destroy the interstate and construct more bridges
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I also enjoy taking up an entire side road.
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I think she got confused and described the administration
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But itāll kill cockroaches
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It kills bugs
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Iām licking that lecternās asshole
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Iām thinking we just sprinkle some diatomaceous earth around his house
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Good news is that itās really easy to not buy a car as theyāre all ungodly expensive
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All door stuff gets Houdini
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Not sticky rice š