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British, Northern, Sweary, Exiled in the Mediterranean. Big fan of weather, plants, dogs, and Formula One. Volcano and Earthquake enthusiast. Expert on BBC comedy catchphrases of the 1990's.
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Look at her! 🥰 #volcano #etna

Feeling very much like spring on tonight's dog walk! #photography #bloomsky #bluesky #flowers #spring

Love this photograph. I don't think I'm capable of saying BYKER without a Geordie accent though. “I cannae see Jeff! I cannae see man!”

A solitary wild Poppy. Popping. #photography #nature #flowers #poppy

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

So much seismic activity in the Mediterranean 😳 Santorini, another mag 5 this morning. A new earthquake swarm under Campi Flegrei volcano in Naples, and Etna in Sicily is erupting in magnificent fashion! #volcano #earthquake #seismology #santorini #etna #naples #campiflegrei

The sofa sunbather 😎🔆☀️🌞

The Republic of Molossia does not recognize the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico, and will continue to view it by its correct and proper name. In other news, the cost of a dozen eggs in Molossia hovers around USD $3.00.

Sorry, what?

Meanwhile on Etna 🫣 #volcano #etna #live www.youtube.com/live/rld3ALI...

It's time for the number one flower that rhymes with porridge! It's Borage! #photography #nature #spring

Sikh temples can provide a free meal, a safe place, or a temporary shelter if your ever need it. Anyone can visit the temple irrespective of their native language, sexual orientation or religious beliefs abs they will never try to convert you. www.wttw.com/playlist/202...

Goodnight moon.

Elon Musk’s Enemy, USAID, Was Investigating Starlink’s Contracts in Ukraine The agency was in the midst of a probe into the billionaire's equipment at the time of Musk's assault. gizmodo.com/elon-musks-e...

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

Come on up you big orange bitch!

Mediterranean Monday! An absolute carpet of yellow Cape Sorrel flowers. Glorious. #nature #spring

Almond blossoms, blossoming! 🌸 #photography #nature #spring

Literary Prophets.

Shaky AF in Santorini, Greece this morning. One to watch. Great data monitoring from the Institute of Geodynamics in Athens. bbnet.gein.noa.gr/HL/ #Earthquake #Volcano #Santorini #Greece

🌸🌼😁 #flowers #spring #nature #photography

🥰 #poetry

Everything is gonna be just fine! #f1 #hamilton

Grey skies and turquoise seas. No people. Love winter! #photography #nature

Trump’s been president for one week and already my 401(k) is down, eggs cost more than ever, and America has lost its lead in artificial intelligence.