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Living on a sailboat in the Florida Keys, stirring up shit, minimalist living, plenty of snark.
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Just curious, after y’all done protesting what was you plannin’ on doing next?

Well shit. Old time fan. He was crazy but talented. pitchfork.com/news/the-bea...

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Have to be careful. If that thing is unplugged the entire island will float out to sea. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

Nice to see the city did something right for a change. #KeyWest www.keysnews.com/news/city-vo...

Richard Simmons was a fitness guru who promoted exercise, healthy eating & active lifestyle. Died at age 76 of heart disease. Keith Richards plays guitar, took every kind of drug known, drinks heavily, never exercised once in his life, at 82 still rocking with The Rolling Stones. Lesson learned.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself…and bears. Bears are scary and they will kill you.

Calling for locally rough & confused seas. So the sea is unsure which way the waves are breaking? Tide coming in or out? Are there underlying issues the sea is having problems dealing with? Perhaps a sea therapist could help. www.windfinder.com/forecast/boo...

WOO HOO!!! I’m no longer a boomer!!! www.upworthy.com/generation-j...

There are actually 3 sides to every story…His side…Her side…& the truth, which shall never be known.

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Happy First Day of Hurricane Season everyone! www.nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?bas...

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Going to go back in time to see the #WrightBros before they go to #KittyHawk & tell them, “Guys, you really don’t want to do this.” www.newsweek.com/us-airlines-...

All these graduation ceremonies just remind me that not once in all my life did anyone demand to see my diploma nor my grade transcript nor any proof I actually attended a school.

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People Suck.

I should have the back up camera on my car checked. Keeps showing a video of some old lady in a wheelchair getting run over.

Pretty sure the vast majority of problems involving traffic, poor road design, & bad drivers could be solved by arming all vehicles with air to air missiles.

Sounds like the little bastard had it coming. www.wftv.com/news/local/w...

Great: Tinnitus cure possible with a new device. Not So Great: device costs $4000 Typical: Not covered by insurance.

If I read the news correctly today chances are pretty good we are going to die from the heat, choke to death on a hot dog, drown in a pool, or get crushed by a flying trampoline in a windstorm. WTF?!?!?

fark.com/13683826 --Fark headline: Happy Towel Day. Don't panic

9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors disagree with the other 9.

Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service, and sometimes you have to settle for self service.

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