manateefritters.bsky.social
Living on a sailboat in the Florida Keys, stirring up shit, minimalist living, plenty of snark.
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I wanna know how I can get a gig writing tweets at $36k a tweet.
And what’s the exchange rate for doing the same thing here on BlueSky?
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No piece of clothing in the world is more useless than a tie.
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Most elevator deaths are the result of some fucking asshole who can’t wait 5 fucking seconds for someone else to get off the elevator first.
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If you can’t see sailboats from where you are then you are in the wrong place. 😎⛵️🍹🧜♀️🏝️🐬🍤
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You can drink before 10:00 in the morning because the Beastie Boys fought for that sort of thing.
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An ibis is simply the Apple version of a bis.
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Long Live The Conch Republic!!!😎🍤⛵️🧜♀️🍹🏝️🐬🏴☠️
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Check for the third eye!
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What exactly is a, “real job”? Been told to get one many times over the years but nobody was ever able to ‘splain what it was.
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Not to be confused with the hummingator
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Apparently I owe that cute chick who sold me my shoes an explanation & apology.
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So… #LoisLane without #Superman.
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Hot Lips and Norm having a beer together this evening.
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What’s grey, fuzzy, & bigger than a breadbox?
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The feaces is about to strike the wind movement device.
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I got 2, no wait…4….hold on a minute, 8…Let me get back to you on this.
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Anytime you see a bunch of old white men in suits drinking & doubled over with laughter that means a widow has been foreclosed on & an orphanage has burned down.
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Slow time of the year as well. Hot, storm season kicking in. Get a nice boost for lobster season then quiet until late September.
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Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. - Mark Twain
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Intricate phone repair? No sweat.
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If you look closely at the VW in the background of the Abbey Road album cover you’ll notice the license plate says “28IF” in reference to how old McCartney would be if he hadn’t died. They put a ton of other clues on their albums and in their songs. Quite the conspiracy at the time.