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Hello I’m Parker! 27 they/xe Pisces! Artist and writer (and maybe one day I’ll actually act like it)!
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Every young girl in the United Stated should have the opportunity to grow up with unrestricted access to Worms Armageddon

ok, cis folks—if you said you'd stand with trans folks, it's time. S.9 is the senate's sports ban bill—a big step to making trump’s executive order a federal law, which is much harder to undo. it can be stopped *monday.* short call scripts for dem & GOP senators ⬇️🧵 legiscan.com/US/bill/SB9/...

Participating in the national boycott tomorrow for political reasons (I’m broke)

When Sal is the ultimate loser they enact saw traps on him and when Murr is the ultimate loser they perform psychological torture on him

They should have let me stay in the classroom and keep reading when they dismissed for lunch. I would have been good I promise I just want to keep reading

How to explain to friends how deep Catholic guilt really runs ??

Buzzfeed article idea: Ranking Every Person Who Has Ever Wronged Me Based On How Often I Still Get Mad About It

Do NOT 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ catch feelings for a SAGITTARIUS ❌❌man whose favorite show is BOJACK HORSEMAN!! 🐴🔫

Accidentally spreading misinformation about the Xbox Kinect

This is a full purge of every single LGBTQ employee at the NSA. Rufo is falsely mischaracterizing a LGBTQ employee resource group as a "sex chat" to create pretext to fire every single member in it. This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.

Diane. 11:30 AM. February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

I love saying “the way god intended” about things that have absolutely nothing to do with anything god is recorded as having said

I’ve caught myself pronouncing “water” as “woohder” a lot lately, like some kind of fuckin East coaster. I’m a midwesterner, goddammit. We say “WAH-der,” the way god intended

Semicolon is a Black woman owned and operated bookshop, and you can support them in many ways. Visit them if you're in town—an easy walk from the Chicago blue line stop. Order directly from them online at semicolonchi.org. Use @bookshop-org.bsky.social to support them. Or donate here 👇🏼

Trans allyship means fighting for us, not just affirming us. Yes, telling trans people we’re valid can sometimes be comforting. But real support means calling out transphobia, pushing for legal protections and ensuring trans people have access to healthcare, housing and safety.

Ex NFL player @chriswarcraft.bsky.social protesting the inclusion of a MAGA acronym in the Huntington Beach library plaque at last night’s council meeting. He was arrested and cited.

I LOVE PISSING ON THE CLOCK AND THAT’S WHY I’M BANNED FROM BEING WITHIN 100 METERS OF THE BIG BEN

I hate when men are flirty BUT I love when men are whores. Does this make sense

Currently imagining going back in time and telling my 15 year old self that I’m far more excited for the upcoming Superman movie than the new Captain America

People are bold When you’re a boulder

“Take Meow-t” -Franz Purrdinand (cat Franz Ferdinand cover band)

God bless internet cats

I honestly feel so bad for Kabosu’s family. Imagine posting a silly image of your shiba inu and now “Doge” is associated with. Well.

could you guys stop calling them "liberal" and "resistance liberals" and just go back to the old school slang of "poser" it just sounds so much cooler. "You're not actually down for change you fuckin POSER" it just has that cool kid energy.

ICE knocks on your door: JUDICIAL warrant. If there is not a judges signature on that paper do not open the door. They’ll try to flash some shit that looks official like an Administrative warrant. They rely on you being scared. JUDICIAL. WARRANT. Or do not open door. #fuckICE

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros

It’s so weird thinking back to when I was a liberal and I was safe to post pictures of myself holding a sign that said “no uterus no opinion” at a planned parenthood rally on Facebook While now everyone I know is passing along info for how to remain anonymous at protests

norberg stuns on strawberry rug

they should have beat the fuck out of them

NEW: Two top security officials at USAID were put on admin leave Saturday night after refusing to allow officials from Musk’s DOGE to access systems at the agency, even after DOGE personnel threatened to call law enforcement, multiple sources familiar told CNN www.cnn.com/2025/02/02/p...

Going to start responding “it takes all kinds, I guess” in response to people telling me completely normal things about themselves

the democratic party will never learn

if you don't know what to do right now, consider doing what Mr Cait did yesterday: calling your government officials and leaving 5 minute long voicemails calling them pathetic cowards

I fucking love juice every beverage should be juice

We need to teach the youth the correct use of the semicolon

is it uncharitable to say, i hope the new york times leadership gets not one moment of peace after this