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mannycara.bsky.social
Can you believe the bad place banned me for this profile pic? I'm the same @mannycara from everywhere else(NOT Meta's Facebook tho)
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PLAY DONKEY KONG YOU SHITWEASELS!!!

It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks

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PRIMARY EVERY ONE OF THESE #COLLABORATOR SHIT-SMEARS

Can't wait to see them poll the New Nazis on their opinions on Civil Rights and Desegregation..

Immediately disqualifying for 2028(if there's actual elections or even a USA by then)

trump just shut down all weapons shipments to ukraine overnight so for all the people who spent all year feigning confusion about what biden could possibly have done to slow down the massacres in gaza, it would have looked like that

They will ALWAYS find new scapegoats, even as the South African walking pile of Ketamine melts them into bio-diesel...

Centrists trying to curry favor and get placed right next to the vents in the eventual gas chambers...

I threw that #Paczki to the bunny that stopped by to visit this morning! NOT YOU PUFFY PIG!!!

Found a store selling 2dz eggs for $8 and I feel like I'm robbing Fort Knox (just like #LeonSkum is doing now)

If I were #Toyota I'd sue for defamation

Hoping I get to use this today

Welp, I will not be backing any #Haslab for the foreseeable future... Crispy Cocksman sure as shit ain't eating any tariffs that could come up #Transformers Liokaiser might slide, but #GIJoe is made in China I forget where #MarvelLegends get made

Wait… Kyrie done for the season too!?! Are NBA franchises eligible to get into Witness Protection program? Does Dirk have a 2nd fav USA city?

Who gets serviced by James Dicksuckin Vancy-Boy tonight? Leon or Felon47?

COLLABORATORS SHOULD NEVER KNOW PEACE & QUIET

Looking forward to Apple leaving the UK if they lose this🤨🤨🤨

I can’t tell if this is supposed to homage #MOTU Scare-Glow or #Batman Lord Deathman

Time for #WWE to split the video game license again!!

It's a real shame that the #Nothing #Phone3a don't work so well in the 414/262 cuz it looks so damn good

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

hey if you aren't american i'd strongly reconsider traveling to the US for any sort of convention

So no real ideas to beat back 2025 Fascism and I’m sure they all got goods consulting $$$

Surely the Silly Puti will do the same? This country is SO FUCKED… Can’t wait for some shit licking collaborator studio to redo #RedDawn where the Wolverines are the bad guy terrorists

Begun the #Blokees War has….

But what about #XboxEverywhere with my PC, Android, iPhone, Mac, TV, air fryer...?

Stopping #Verizon from getting even bigger??

After modeling his persona on 'Funky Bunch' Marky Mark, #JohnCena finally gets his own 𝙁𝙚𝙖𝙧 (1996) moment Though I doubt he's gonna get his own rollercoaster 🎢 scene... #wwe #EliminationChamber

If you insist ma’am…

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

Finally reunited

Had a dream I told #TheFinalBoss "No" so he kept showing up to ruin my day everywhere I went He bought my fav liquor store AND the closest Raising Cane's just to keep me out so my life fell to shambles

I hope this 10mg seltzer I bought at the local warehouse grocery chain actually affects me