It would be wild if someone found his PSN account and it had thousands of hours spent in Assassin's Creed games and they tried to use that as evidence against him.
When I saw that Time cover with Mario on it, I told my wife those cowards missed a great opportunity. They could have just done a completely straight focus on the character of Luigi through the years. Nothing political, no mention of Mangione, just Luigi. 💚
Is there a dating app like service available yet for these types of "unions"? I feel it would benefit society. OkReeper? OnlyJustice? UnitedHealth?... Oh, sorry, that's part of the problem...
We all laughed at the guy who described "fastest mario" as a "new sexual archetype". And were correct to. But "(Allegedly) Deadliest Luigi" really seems to have taken off as one.
*at the Time office"
CEO: what the fuck are the arseholes at People doing this month?
Intern: uhhh, something about Luigi M...
CEO: ok fuck it we're going full cover super mario, let's see who's "Player 2" now, mother fuckers
...meanwhile Luigi basically has stolen everyone's hearts and is getting treated like a fashion icon. I love it how whenever he appears in new footage the internet finds whatever he's wearing and where you can get it.
It would be HILARIOUS if it was someone else who was The Adjuster.
we're the Mario brothers
And plumbin's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
When your sink is in trouble
You can call us on the double,
We're not like the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers! UH!!
I hate to be one of those “MM sux” guys, but it’s so blatant the difference between the mainstream media’s opinion on Luigi and that of literally everyone else.
Makes me think that one of those two magazines heard ahead of time who was going to be on the cover of the other and decided to jokingly place either Mario's or Luigi's counterpart on their cover so they'd appear side beside on the newstands as a tongue in cheek attempt at humor.
They haven't even gotten to that hurdle yet. Currently their big problem is that the police are completely incompetent everywhere and didn't know how to actually investigate a real murder instead of just pinning it on someone so they can go back to assaulting sex workers and minorities.
i was implying that while 75% of the public support him, it does not include the wealthy who are the only people who actually matter to US institutions.
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He didn't kill anyone
Show me all his assassins training.
Hilarious
I mean we all know tipper gore was pretty much just there to scream "those people are doing this!" when it was the govt all along
No.
This feels important
https://bsky.app/profile/mozoyefimovich.bsky.social/post/3ljfi67r6o227
lol more like solving a problem
kill a million people through apathetic cruelty and you’ll get remembered as a family man
kill one monster and you’re suddenly crazy.
I hope they treat him like royalty in the joint.
"The Dark Descent of American Capitalism"
CEO: what the fuck are the arseholes at People doing this month?
Intern: uhhh, something about Luigi M...
CEO: ok fuck it we're going full cover super mario, let's see who's "Player 2" now, mother fuckers
It would be HILARIOUS if it was someone else who was The Adjuster.
Like yea sure shooting someone isn’t something to have normalized in your head, but he’s mentally fine all things considered
And plumbin's our game
We're not like the others who get all the fame
When your sink is in trouble
You can call us on the double,
We're not like the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers! UH!!
More insurance Pysops?
It's why they have had issues with the case - the prosecution has struggled to find jurors who aren't sympathetic.
Though I'd much rather the case happen and not guilty be the verdict and every member of the elite class sleep a little less soundly at night.
Trump’s mandate:
Trump isn't even doing rallies no more he knows the next time he won't be missed.
No need to explain. Rhetorical question
#FreeLuigi
#FuckBillionaireCEOs
#EatTheRich
More like rise to power. This man might be President, not going to lie there’s a good chance he will be.