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Using the secret message function of the secret Santa app to tell my coworker they only have 5 days left to live

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I like to imagine the terrible quality international phone calls that lead to stuff like this back in the day

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I guess the main problem I have with politics now is that nobody is adapting them to high fantasy settings out of fear of lawsuits

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Say what you want about Dr. Wily but his branding was ON POINT

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She looks hungover...maybe don't scream at 5am for wet food dumbass

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Poopin @sobeys in their nice gender neutral bathroom #inclusive

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Licking my hand before wiping so the toilet paper has better grip

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Yeah

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You probably have your 1000th poop around the age of 2

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Why can't they make a 4th edition of Street Fighter 3 with some of the SF5 and 6 characters

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Cid Meier's Civilization: The only game where it works the first time you install it and never again.

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I think the problem with homelessness is that they stopped letting the homeless use boxes like in the cartoons. Boxes have just gotten so good in the modern day, way better than boxes from the 30s or 40s

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ttrpg but instead of dice you use a bag of Halloween candy and base the result off the expiration date

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ttrpg but instead of dice you grab letters out of a bag of scrabble tiles for your result

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#yugioh they should make the extra deck 20 cards the player going second should have their 6th card from the start of the game instead of drawing it for their turn

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how do you get more follower on blue sky

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and ANOTHER thing hitler ruined was attempting to do a casual wave at someone but you accidentally do the salute

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It's called Mario vs Donkey Kong because Mario needs to use da key to fight kong

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See I practically invented F-Zero 99

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“if we put 100 trans people on an island they’d never be able to reproduce” you don’t know the trans people i know. new ways to reproduce would be discovered easily

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do you think they simply fear how bizarre a waluigi game would be? wario already has some weird games, is miyamoto simply scared of the potential of a waluigi game

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Imagine if Wario was the only Nintendo property that was open domain. You can make anything with Wario in it, and you won't get sued into the ground

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goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

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Comedic Writing Prompt: Donal Trump meets with the leader of Shadaloo, M. Bison/Vega

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remember this classic console? reblog if you Nintendo 👊

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Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.

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fields are just boneless graveyards

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DnD but instead of rolling dice you have an elaborate system using dominos

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We should add Final Fantasy Dragoons to Dungeons and Dragons. Here's my concept: If falling with spear in hand, transfer fall damage dice to your attack roll

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super mario for the Nintendo 2

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Using the secret message function of the secret Santa app to tell my coworker they only have 5 days left to live

I like to imagine the terrible quality international phone calls that lead to stuff like this back in the day

I guess the main problem I have with politics now is that nobody is adapting them to high fantasy settings out of fear of lawsuits

Say what you want about Dr. Wily but his branding was ON POINT

She looks hungover...maybe don't scream at 5am for wet food dumbass

Poopin @sobeys in their nice gender neutral bathroom #inclusive

Licking my hand before wiping so the toilet paper has better grip

Yeah

You probably have your 1000th poop around the age of 2

Why can't they make a 4th edition of Street Fighter 3 with some of the SF5 and 6 characters

Cid Meier's Civilization: The only game where it works the first time you install it and never again.

I think the problem with homelessness is that they stopped letting the homeless use boxes like in the cartoons. Boxes have just gotten so good in the modern day, way better than boxes from the 30s or 40s

ttrpg but instead of dice you use a bag of Halloween candy and base the result off the expiration date

ttrpg but instead of dice you grab letters out of a bag of scrabble tiles for your result

#yugioh they should make the extra deck 20 cards the player going second should have their 6th card from the start of the game instead of drawing it for their turn

how do you get more follower on blue sky

and ANOTHER thing hitler ruined was attempting to do a casual wave at someone but you accidentally do the salute

It's called Mario vs Donkey Kong because Mario needs to use da key to fight kong

See I practically invented F-Zero 99

“if we put 100 trans people on an island they’d never be able to reproduce” you don’t know the trans people i know. new ways to reproduce would be discovered easily

do you think they simply fear how bizarre a waluigi game would be? wario already has some weird games, is miyamoto simply scared of the potential of a waluigi game

Imagine if Wario was the only Nintendo property that was open domain. You can make anything with Wario in it, and you won't get sued into the ground

goku has touched and improved more lives than any president of any country ever has

Comedic Writing Prompt: Donal Trump meets with the leader of Shadaloo, M. Bison/Vega

remember this classic console? reblog if you Nintendo 👊

Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.

fields are just boneless graveyards

DnD but instead of rolling dice you have an elaborate system using dominos

We should add Final Fantasy Dragoons to Dungeons and Dragons. Here's my concept: If falling with spear in hand, transfer fall damage dice to your attack roll

super mario for the Nintendo 2

searching for tortoise and the only thing I learned was jeremy was at it again. seems the turtle community hasn't made the move to this platform...

Fucking Jeremy is at it again.

Mega Man Zero 3 is one of the greatest video games of all time