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Detroit sports fan forced to live in Ohio
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Theory: Steinbrenner has convinced himself that the Yankees' facial hair policy is the reason the team lost the World Series to the Dodgers

saw your mom at the aquarium

is it correct vexillological protocol to fly the fireball flag over the dale earnhardt jr. hellmann’s mayonnaise flag?

Powerful aura

Unserious creature

Pretty sure Kevin Harvick said the storm drain "fucks" with the cars before catching himself. That's hilarious. Love when announcers swear by mistake

Sure why not #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossBlitzø #HelluvaBossStolas #Stolitz

Deport Elon and his goons to Mars

they say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but i do think there are a few exceptions to that. for instance, a best-in-class pickup that's won a j.d. power award for several years in a row. i would consider that ethical

Black & Blue Division champs

🎶 And then I ask if your heart still burns for me • 🌆✨[Extended Version] #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzø #Sinsmas #MerrySinsmas

Brought everybody

I ended up buying Pop-Tarts when I went grocery shopping because of this dumb bowl game. I am not immune to propaganda

Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl

I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

OM NOM NOM

All sporting events should end with sacrificing, cooking and eating a mascot of some sort, ala the Pop Tart Bowl.

Ever since my air fryer turned itself on, the thermostat at work fell off the wall (it was screwed in), the TV at my office turned itself on and was on an occult channel, I've become fully committed to believing in ghosts. Or at least gremlins.

Merry One Week and One until Christmas day to those who celebrate

People on Facebook are wild for talking mad shit about close acquaintances with their real name tied to their account. I'm not gonna risk saying shit even behind a pseudonym

The Ebony Mail is my favorite armor Artifact in both Morrowind and Skyrim. It looks SO much better in Skyrim though, and it's not like armor can't look good in Morrowind (see: Bonemold, Indoril, Ebony). But that Armor Rating and the Constant Effect 50 pts Shield is so damn good!

those are my drones. stop talking about them. stop looking at them. stop pointing at them. they're none of your business. they have nothing to do with you. leave me and my drones alone

Score Update: BUF 48 - 42 DET Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

Ford makes a new street truck trim for the Maverick but refuses to give it the vibrant dark green? Actual cowards

Detroit is a sports city

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

Good LORD what is happening in there?!

🗣 Alexa, order another W #OnePride

WE WANT MORE

Jake Bates FTW 🙌🙌🙌

Did You Know: King Wulfharth rebuilt the 418th step of of High Hrothgar after it had been damaged in battle with a dragon? This deed is recounted in the Second Song of King Wulfharth, alongside him swallowing a cloud and fighting the eastern orcs.

Reminder: If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside.

Post you from a different era

Hey, here's an image of a guar getting some scritches for whoever needs it.

boom🎆

Teenage Stolas was definitely obsessed with Phantom 🖤 #stolas #helluvaboss

in his blankey area..... with his stuffies......

🌹🦜🎶🦉💕 🦚💢 • Just a bunch of silly gay birds being silly 🫶 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #Vassago #Andrealphus #Stolassago #Stolago #Icyago #Vassalphus

YOU

Another Detroit Lions week where this gif seems applicable #onepride