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Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple theonion.com/christi...

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imagine being mad that gay people exist when you could just have sex with them instead

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

submitted 4 days ago • 115 comments

‘why don’t you call more often?’ is a trick, your mom knows how to use a phone too

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

submitted 14 days ago • 525 comments

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.

submitted 21 days ago • 339 comments

Re SCOTUS decision: They will continue ignoring the law, but at least they are still actually breaking the law.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

submitted 21 days ago • 2458 comments

1 year ago ~to the day~

submitted 23 days ago • 195 comments

For sale: baby shoe business, never worn.

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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

submitted 29 days ago • 687 comments

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

submitted 29 days ago • 478 comments

“We’re being canceled when we say the n-word” *white woman says n-word, people giver her $700,000” “We still feel canceled on the inside”

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Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

submitted 32 days ago • 717 comments

You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.

submitted 32 days ago • 987 comments

26.2 guys named jon is a jonathon

submitted 32 days ago • 24 comments

Everywhere I go, I see people who are just doing the best they can and I think no, this is not good enough, these people must do better

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

"Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin' We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drummin' Four dead in Ohio." Neil Young Remembering: Allison Krause, 19 Jeffrey Miller, 20 Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20 William Schroeder, 19 4 May 1970

submitted 33 days ago • 592 comments

I don’t wanna hear shit from the MAGAt media about Jasmine Crockett’s manner of speaking when they constantly celebrate John Kennedy, who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn fucked a shoebox full of Gary Busey quotes.

submitted 36 days ago • 271 comments

Women over 40 do not want 15 friends, we want 6 friends, 2 acquaintances, 3 ex-lovers we occasionally pine for, 2 solid nemeses, 1 animal who understands our soul, and a very important tree.