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1. Monday - fell apart 2. Tuesday - broke my heart 3. Wednesday - same 4. Thursday - didn't even start 5. Friday - I'm in love

I am truly on the edge of my seat waiting for the episode of the show Paradise that inevitably uses a slowed down acoustic cover of the song "Paradise City" over its climax.

Which way Western Man?

What a petty little bitch. It must be a requirement for the Trump DoJ.

Just the softest little babies in the world

This is quite significant in many ways: the overt thuggery, Trump’s barely suppressed fury at being contradicted by a woman, the governor’s standing up, the total abandonment of the pretense of federalism, the continuing use of trans Americans the way Hitler used Jews.

Can't wait to see the DOJ move to drop this case as being connected to the J6 pardons

He literally disabled replies in this

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

With each passing day I hate the “voting doesn’t matter” assholes more. A lot of them are working out their guilt by wildly swinging at everyone, but they know damn well what they are.

kash patel looks like if tom haverford turned the snakehole lounge into a brothel and came out of it bankrupt and still a virgin

The only word I missed in yesterday's Spelling Bee was COCKADE and frankly it sounds like what Black Rifle Coffee would name an energy drink

Mugger (pointing gun at my friend): Give me your wallet Me (helpfully): Calm down he's just trolling

The NYT will always twist itself into bootlicking pretzels to minimize what Trump says and does

The organizers of the Montgomery Bus Boycott would like a word

On the one hand it's so annoying seeing "Dems aren't saying anything about this!" when it's obviously false. On the other hand, the fact that what Dems are saying just isn't breaking through is a problem unto itself.

we should stop arguing about whether Democrats can stop the US from touching the stove. they can't - they may have various ways to reduce how much stove or whatever but the people who are driving things want the stove touched and they're gonna. debating whether we're meanies is pointless.

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

okay but this again presents Democrats as the only actors in politics and Republicans as just some sort of weather phenomena

No NYT we absolutely the fuck are not going to hand it to Ed Sullivan.

If a Democratic president said this he or she would be impeached within the hour.

*silently counting out fourteen-ish months*

Evergreen

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

Murc's Law claims yet another victim

Tired: Trump is playing 4D chess Wired: I will play 4D chess on behalf of Trump

It fills me with joy that Chris gets absolutely zero engagement here on his Dems in Disarray bullshit - go peddle that nonsense to the fascists on Xitter, dude