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He/him 🏳️‍🌈 Star Wars, X-Men, Leftist Politics, Twunks. Not necessarily in that order www.instagram.com/chisstufuh
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Ralph Fiennes wakes up in a cold sweat and looks out his window. The symbol of a mitre flashes against the clouds in the sky. It’s his time. Conclave is needed.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, Cobra Kai did an undead deepfake Mr. Miyagi 😕

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this but this epidemic of prosthetic penises in film and television is ridiculous and needs to stop. Either get naked or don’t, it’s fine either way, but having an actor sit through hours of makeup to show us a Jim Henson Workshop dick is silly

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Pronouncing tariff like "shareef" so right-wingers get scared of it.

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

millennials: [two weeks later] hey why are there no more new reels on my Instagram feed?

submitted 38 days ago • 30 comments

in your dying moments you see a Jackie Chan style closing credits blooper reel of all the times you hurt yourself

submitted 64 days ago • 48 comments

Editor: You get those photos of that Mangione character being extradited back to New York? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

submitted 69 days ago • 6 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 69 days ago • 1385 comments

Why does Timmy look like he’s prepping for a Trotsky biopic?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

(whispering to my date when ralph fiennes shows up in conclave) that’s Conclave

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

Police say the suspect was a fan of violent video games including one called “Assassins Creed.” This may explain why the suspect tried to flee by climbing up a wall, except he approached it at the wrong angle and just kept falling down again and again until police were able to apprehend him.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

God, gay Halloween would have been so much more insufferable if Luigi had dropped prior.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Would be hilarious (in a fictional world only!) if the McDonalds employee became the first copycat

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

submitted 79 days ago • 59 comments

Ryan Murphy is absolutely levitating right now.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, he really is hot

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think there are witch truthers in Oz? Like they’re on message boards talking about how Madame Morrible controls the weather and that house dropping was a false flag by the Wizard’s deep state intended to prop up his flailing government?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments