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marchingmachine.bsky.social
Video game enthusiast. Science enthusiast. Animal enthusiast. Novice rally racing enthusiast. Getting back into wrestling enthusiast. Used to be a creative-type. Maybe I'll do that again. Oh. Music enthusiast. Movie enthu-- He/him.
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(Dog starts humping my newborn that i left on the floor) (Trying to wake my wife who just went to bed after being up for 34 hours so she can see) Hey honey what the dog doin. Lol. (shaking her shoulder) Babe look What the Dog doin?

submitted 29 days ago • 26 comments

Watching Keifer Sutherland tackling a tree on repeat to celebrate the holidays

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven

submitted 68 days ago • 260 comments

I miss when the discovery feed was 90% furry art. Not a furry or anything, but damn, love to y'all, wishing the best. Better than what I'm seeing now.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I kind of want to start a new game In Stardew Valley to check out the update. But I want to wait for a major update in Fields of Mistria for my farming urges. It's like choosing a one dimensional romantic partner in Harvest Moon, but slightly more dramatic.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I'll start, you know, being social on social media. While not a definitive top 10, here's my 'big, meaningful games to me' list: Castlevania: SotN Earthbound ES III: Morrowind Elite Dangerous Ikaruga Jet Set Radio Parappa the Rapper River City Ransom Super Mario World ToeJam and Earl

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory

submitted 108 days ago • 131 comments

In the end, we’re all searching for the same thing (a way to recreate the giant pancake scene from Uncle Buck)

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement.

submitted 142 days ago • 4 comments

#Lizard

submitted 164 days ago • 6 comments

Where we go one, Wegovy.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

No pregnancies please

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

I was able to breeze through the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC like it was nothing at all with this one simple trick: I uninstalled Elden Ring two years ago and never looked back.

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Past year I've taken a stab at painting minis. I'd like to think they turn out okay as a begginer. Here's a few favs from my recent batch. Also need to learn to take better photos

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

'The Chronically Ragin' American Cajun' would be my wrestler name if I was from Louisiana

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, I'm on Bluesky. Me, some random dude.

submitted 225 days ago • 2 comments