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marchingmachine.bsky.social
Video game enthusiast. Science enthusiast. Animal enthusiast. Novice rally racing enthusiast. Getting back into wrestling enthusiast. Used to be a creative-type. Maybe I'll do that again. Oh. Music enthusiast. Movie enthu-- He/him.
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yeah man, bela lugosi’s dead. sorry you had to find out this way but hold up there’s like six more minutes left in the song

Mr. Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim's right to exist as a Nord state? Mr. Mamdani do you condemn the Forsworn? Mr. Mamdani will you honor the right of the Altmer, as the chosen race, to maintain their post-White-Gold Concordat territorial integrity?

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It's me, shbbrn!

So Microsoft's first $80 game is Outer Worlds 2, a game developed by Obsidian, who makes games that, you know, don't exactly cheer capitalism. Obsidian isn't be thrown under the bus, they're being gently placed over the puddle (for m'lady) to get run the fuck over. Fuck that. 🎮

I don’t get why people go so crazy for pure bred dogs. I mean congrats you got a common dog, I want a freaky dude. I want a goofy guy.

This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P. The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice. The dots moving in the background are stars.

Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter

SCENARIO:

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Come on Waffle House, come on!

What's the deal with sucka MCs?

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

(Dog starts humping my newborn that i left on the floor) (Trying to wake my wife who just went to bed after being up for 34 hours so she can see) Hey honey what the dog doin. Lol. (shaking her shoulder) Babe look What the Dog doin?

Watching Keifer Sutherland tackling a tree on repeat to celebrate the holidays

you're transported into the last video game you played. don't tell me what it is, i can't hear you anyway. you are now stuck in a virtual world and if the console is turned off you will die. your soul will be stuck in the wires and you will not reach heaven

I miss when the discovery feed was 90% furry art. Not a furry or anything, but damn, love to y'all, wishing the best. Better than what I'm seeing now.

I kind of want to start a new game In Stardew Valley to check out the update. But I want to wait for a major update in Fields of Mistria for my farming urges. It's like choosing a one dimensional romantic partner in Harvest Moon, but slightly more dramatic.

Maybe I'll start, you know, being social on social media. While not a definitive top 10, here's my 'big, meaningful games to me' list: Castlevania: SotN Earthbound ES III: Morrowind Elite Dangerous Ikaruga Jet Set Radio Parappa the Rapper River City Ransom Super Mario World ToeJam and Earl

desktop computers should be gross and beige instead of rainbow and glowing. your computer should look like a piece of soap. it should look like a telephone from a horror movie. it should look like someone smoked in front of it before it left the factory

In the end, we’re all searching for the same thing (a way to recreate the giant pancake scene from Uncle Buck)

"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement.

#Lizard

Where we go one, Wegovy.

No pregnancies please