(Dog starts humping my newborn that i left on the floor) (Trying to wake my wife who just went to bed after being up for 34 hours so she can see) Hey honey what the dog doin. Lol. (shaking her shoulder) Babe look What the Dog doin?
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Lol - Don't love discussing this publicly, but since we are on the subject:
We agreed to hold on the divorce and instead have a child - we thought that embarking on a journey together might be just what we need. If in 6 months there's no change in feeling, we'll go our separate ways!
[trying to fall asleep at 3 am after playing video games with the bros but my wife is making so much noise trying to breastfeed our newborn]
"hey babe can you shut up"
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We agreed to hold on the divorce and instead have a child - we thought that embarking on a journey together might be just what we need. If in 6 months there's no change in feeling, we'll go our separate ways!
YOU, are the definition of MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS
You are sick and twisted and she should leave your ass
"hey babe can you shut up"
Enjoy!!!