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marcuspenn.bsky.social
Father, Husband, Marine Veteran, Digital Forensics Guy, Geek, Atheist, Democrat. I think clever things that sound stupid out loud. Roll for initiative.
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I’m openly calling him our Car-salesman-In-Chief. There’s a joke about what you call the town’s second best car dealer?
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Good on you!
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Holy fucking shit. So much rage.
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I’ve got faith. Of the heart.
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I think you meant to post this Golden Girl.
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It like that?
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Okay, fine. I’ll be gentle.
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Nah I can’t take the tire iron to you.
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Yo who needs their knees altered, bestie?
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Or edging is the best. 🥹😂 I feel like Austin Powers is about bust in and tell us to behave.
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Don’t even get me started on Outlook. I’m a digital guy. I don’t call the help desk. I called the help desk this last week because I have a really edge use case and state IT departments don’t like edge cases…
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Isn’t email considered genuine work these days?
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That would totally work! Though i find texts a bit more convenient.
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Uhhh I have other ways of communicating…
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Slide in the DMs if you wanna give it the ole college try. (I can’t stop giggling this is the right kind of good trouble.)
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Nah, you couldn’t be worse than some of the clients I had to deal with. It just isn’t possible. (And the agency I worked for had some serious doozy clients like omg I almost stabbed them in the neck.)
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It could be a whole thing…
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I was a professional social media manager once upon a time. 😆😂
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I mean, I’ll help you set up that OF account…
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Oh? What good trouble can we get into?
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We have one in town and I never thought to ask if I could get a full bucket until I left. 😆
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Real question. Is it still full of pickles?
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DOOOOOOOOPE! I miss that show.
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Shit like this will continue until rural Missouri learns to stop voting against their own interests.
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THAT IS DOOOOOOPE! I need more details so I can completely rip off the adventure hook.