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marebearpig.bsky.social
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You’re forgetting the two noble truths of the Buddha

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Lost and loaded, still the same old decent lazy eye

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The list is needs to getting shorter

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AI is good for one thing and one thing only—the cutting glass fruit videos on TikTok

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i apologize for coming up in the spot lookin' extra fly

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A asked for a yards pale ale and when they said they were out, the man offered me a Fiddlehead 😦

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KRUK JUST SAID THE UMPIRE HAS A SMALL DICK

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There’s like $8 of jarlsberg in there

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I was dreaming all my dreams, I’m my own worst enemy

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The Felix the Cat movie has lived rent free in my brain since childhood

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She’s a doctor!

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I got an ant farm—them fellas didn't grow shit.

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If nothing can be know then stupidity is holy

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Sabrina the Teenage Carpenter

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An honest fool for more bad habits than you can count

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I ate pizza across from Bret from Flight of the Conchords at Arturo’s in NYC

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I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

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I can’t reconcile my political beliefs with not killing someone

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*Everyone else appreciating the ending of Hamilton* Me, googling presidents’ sex lives: “Warren G. Harding was a freak!”

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The husband comes home as we’re watching Hamilton and asks, “Is this Cats?”

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“You disgust me” “Aw, so you discuss me”

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Anthony Ramos, I think you’re okay

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“Listen to ‘Pet Sounds’ Today Without Weeping” Challenge, Hard Mode

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I am more partial to the softer California grape

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Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

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"Putting out a fire you purposely start – doesn't make you a firefighter – it makes you an arsonist with a hose." Jimmy Kimmel

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Sitting at the isolation table with @alexwittchen.bsky.social all summer

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Go analog baby!

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Pat Carlton’s reaction to Brian Wilson’s death

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John Kruk does not want the Phanatic’s ass in his face

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Not great, Bob!

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When we look back in this moment of history may we remember how the most thoughtful, principled, powerful and brave people in our society are *checks notes* Doechii and Ms Rachel.

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Hating other people so much that you become an ICE agent is fuckin' weird. If you hate people that much, get a job at the DMV like a normal person

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Nobody’s favorite thing is string

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It’s been a full year since I was in Worcester and had access to Wachusett potato chips

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I had that dream again when I was lost in outer space

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Seeing Jack’s Mannequin tn and officially pulling out the summer vans

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Rosalie Aprile summer

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Spike Lee is delighted, I want the bomber he's wearing

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Martial law don't apply to me, T. I ain't married.

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A lovely message to receive from a man on a Sunday

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