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mari-juku.bsky.social
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Dolores repeatedly saying “Bob the Queen.”

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Ever procrastinate so hard you end up playing the moon game on Google?🌚🌝 I beat that lunar bitch baddd. Still have to do work tho 🫤

I definitely think it’s fucked up that Black History Month is the shortest month but I am so so glad February is short. January is so damn long and cold. We just need some forward movement. Let’s go March!

Omg @crissle.com’s voice in this Beyoncé cecred commercial?!?! My favs keep winning!! #beyhive @thisistheread.com

MUST WATCH: Rich McCormick (R) got embarrassed at his own town hall because he wouldn’t admit the obvious—Trump is headed straight for dictatorship. He dodged the questions and got BOOED to hell. Things are heating up!

ICYMI — Not an SNL cold open or AI. This pure uncut cringe is a real thing that happened.

Family values 🤪

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

sorry your wife is mid, but i don’t really see how that qualifies her to help anyone through childbirth

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.

Okay #traitorsus time

TURN HIS TV OFF

The stressssssss of battling Ticketmaster is unreal but baby… we’re in!! #beyhive #cowboycarter #beyonce

KENNNYYYYYYYYYY

If The Eagles play the Cardinals do they still say Go Birds??

If you have to ask……?

@thisistheread.com yall to the letters…

JD Vance Facetimes His Family

Maybe if we tell them there’s a student encampment inside the White House democrats will spring to action.

My turtle breaths so hard... It’s a very cute sound but I’m also mildly concerned and I did google “turtle asthma”

This shit is killing me

I hope these bitches feel dumb as fuck when they watch this back because they are dumb as fuck #traitorsus

Carolyn and Danielle need to stop being little bitches and stand up to Boston Rob. They could easily get him banished if they tried at all #thetraitorsus

Like does no one notice that only women and gay men are getting killed?!?! #thetraitorsus

Carolyn saying “I’m just a little baby” is so 😑🙄🤮 #thetraitorsus

Today I Learned: that telepathy is actually literally real but only non-verbal autistic people can do it. 🤯 yall should listen to the telepathy tapes podcast

EVERYBODY STOP 🚨 CRUCIAL JOELLA QUILT UPDATE. 🚨 She’s already been interviewed about it by ew and she says the only thing she would do different is… rupauls face was supposed to be QUILTED…. GIRL. I- ew.com/joella-elimi...

I audibly said “oh no” when she came out in this And yet, I couldn’t look away

I’m still here

Sam Star confessional look is so cute #rupauldragraceseason17

Joella bitch… no reveal??? What the fuck is happening #rupauldragraceseason17

Joella really forgot the Ella when she put that giant placemat on

This is a Boston Rob hate account. #TheTraitorsUS