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New York you have the chance to have a hot mayor PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP

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Once a week I think of how Jennifer Lawrence & others kept calling Meryl Streep “The GOAT” on set of Don’t Look Up, which Meryl quietly accepted, thinking they were calling her an “old goat.” JLaw was horrified when she realized the miscommunication & explained it meant “Greatest of All Time.”

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Beauty and the Beast is so aspirational. I would give anything to just be a fucking candelabra or something

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Best Genius annotation ever

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m so relieved Karen Read has been found not guilty. The investigation was biased at best, framed at worst. I trust the ME testimony John O’Keefe’s was not hit by a vehicle. I’m sorry to the O’Keefe family who won’t have justice for John due to the police incompetence/corruption

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Iran please don’t wipe out San Francisco yet we still don’t have Telephone Part 2

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I don’t believe it was fruitless, but if hypothetically the only thing the No Kings protest accomplished was hurting Donny’s feelings for a minute, it was worth it. I would move a mountain to mildly upset that asshat

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s my first day with ICE and I tear-gassed a kindergarten classroom because a five year was resisting arrest. I’m dressed in plain clothes and don’t know what a warrant is. I’m a good person.

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thinking again about this 2018 cover

submitted 19 hours ago • 90 comments

Reasons why I should not be drafted: -I’m incredibly insubordinate and do not respect authority -I’m an instigator and very persuasive and will sway other soldiers into disobeying orders -I won’t kill anyone but I will bang a bunch of dudes in the barracks -I’m 35 and my back hurts

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I haven’t lived in New York in 9 years, but I was rooting for Maya from afar four years ago and I’m rooting for Zohran now. Hoping NYC can get itself a good mayor for once.

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What do you mean a $100 million signing bonus? What do you mean Meta is offering individuals enough money to single-handedly finance the first Hunger Games movie and still have $22 million left over? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ARE NUMBERS REAL!?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Why does my brain always wake up like three hours after my body wakes up? Can I please just be a functional person in the morning?

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AI is not useful. Out of touch C-suite fucks are replacing people with AI for the sake of a quick buck, and it doesn’t even work as well as human intellect and ingenuity.

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I’m not trans & don’t pretend to speak for trans folks, but Sarah McBride is 100% wrong. I don’t personally care about sports, but you do not yield a single fucking inch to fascists. They will take a mile EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. First it was bathrooms, then sports. Next it’ll be employment & housing.

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Dolly Parton, America’s Best Person, will receive an honorary Oscar next year, specifically the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award for her unwavering philanthropy.

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Someone vandalized San Francisco’s pink triangle, drawing black streaks on it. It sounds like the suspect, a 19 year old, ran from SFPD mid-vandalism so idk what he was trying to draw

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Israel and Iran are careening us into WWIII, but don’t worry…the senile former host of Celebrity Apprentice is on top of it.

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Any moderate democrat can’t govern… all they know is defense contractors , charge they phone, twerk, bomb Gaza , eat hot chip & lie

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If you are straight, and you want to hang a Pride flag in solidarity, STEAM THE WRINKLES OUT OF IT FIRST. If you’re queer, the wrinkles are beautiful and so are you.

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I don’t know any immigrants, and neither do you. I don’t know any communists or socialists, and neither do you. I don’t know any trans people or drag queens, and neither do you. I don’t know anyone who has had an abortion, and neither do you.

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Kathy fuckin Hochul talking like this they are going to drag Dem politicians kicking and screaming into actual resistance out of self-preservation if nothing else

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

OUT: Are we entering a constitutional crisis? IN: Is it really fascism if we politely decline to label the overwhelming evidence?

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if they count the New York City Comptroller not assaulting ICE agents as an assault, imagine how many other non-events they are also classifying as assaults

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All the Republican examples of "violent" rhetoric from Democrats is someone like Tim Walz saying "these people are assholes, you should be rude to them" and all the Republican equivalents are a guy with a top-secret security clearance tweeting "I will personally kill Ilhan Omar with a gun"

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So I just want to be clear that the gentile President's anti-immigrant goons illegally assaulted and kidnapped the leading Jewish candidate for Mayor in New York City for walking into a federal building for the crowd that is keeping track of The Antisemitism Problem

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And the person who turned up to support him with no notice is the Muslim dude who have cross endorsed each other and who the msm has been going into overtime to cast him as antisemitic

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Guy known as the “godfather of AI” who has been developing the technology since 1987: “Hey y’all, AI will cause mass unemployment, cyber attacks, bio-engineered viruses, and autonomous weapons. Just a quick warning.” Us:

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Very cool! And the Chronicle’s former restaurant @soleilho.com won that award a few years ago, too!

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If I see one more TikTok arguing whether Sabrina Carpenter is being subversive or anti-feminist, I’m going to walk into the ocean.

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I vomited after every single sentence www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/o...

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Hey if federal agents can be masked in plain clothes and unmarked cars and ship people to El Salvador without a trial, what’s to stop literally any of us from doing the same to ICE agents?

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