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Why has San Francisco been so fucking windy for WEEKS!?

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Gay people pointing at something objectively terrible: “It’s camp.”

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As much as I hate him, I also pity him. What a sad, pathetic, incontinent, doddering old man. And I feel about his staffers the way I felt about Dianne Feinstein’s staffers in her final years. They are craven, power-hungry opportunists actively committing elder abuse on the daily.

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I do not understand loud and proud transphobes. if I was a creepy weirdo who was obsessed with the genitals of strangers, I would take that information to the grave.

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Friendly reminder that one guy punched Richard Spencer one time and we never heard from that Nazi again.

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I had my annual physical this morning and my doctor asked how my mental health is and I just stared at her and said, “It’s fine except for, you know, Earth.” And she just said, “Yeah.”

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When Dobbs came down, the media rightly saw it as the culmination of a decades long effort to eliminate abortion rights by the conservative legal movement. When Skrmetti came down, the media blamed trans people and not that same conservative legal machine. It's the same court and lawyers.

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I’m praying for a small army of Vivian Wilsons

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Drag queens, assemble! We have a job to do.

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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” Okay well I asked the traffic lights if it’ll be all right and they said “I don’t know”

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I’m celebrating #Juneteenth by going to an all-Black drag show tonight and giving the performers all the cash I have in my house

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the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

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I recently switched to mint mobile to save some money. It’s MUCH cheaper than Verizon but HOLY SHIT is my service horribly spotty

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New York you have the chance to have a hot mayor PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP

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Once a week I think of how Jennifer Lawrence & others kept calling Meryl Streep “The GOAT” on set of Don’t Look Up, which Meryl quietly accepted, thinking they were calling her an “old goat.” JLaw was horrified when she realized the miscommunication & explained it meant “Greatest of All Time.”

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Beauty and the Beast is so aspirational. I would give anything to just be a fucking candelabra or something

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Best Genius annotation ever

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I’m so relieved Karen Read has been found not guilty. The investigation was biased at best, framed at worst. I trust the ME testimony John O’Keefe’s was not hit by a vehicle. I’m sorry to the O’Keefe family who won’t have justice for John due to the police incompetence/corruption

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Iran please don’t wipe out San Francisco yet we still don’t have Telephone Part 2

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I don’t believe it was fruitless, but if hypothetically the only thing the No Kings protest accomplished was hurting Donny’s feelings for a minute, it was worth it. I would move a mountain to mildly upset that asshat

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It’s my first day with ICE and I tear-gassed a kindergarten classroom because a five year was resisting arrest. I’m dressed in plain clothes and don’t know what a warrant is. I’m a good person.

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thinking again about this 2018 cover

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Reasons why I should not be drafted: -I’m incredibly insubordinate and do not respect authority -I’m an instigator and very persuasive and will sway other soldiers into disobeying orders -I won’t kill anyone but I will bang a bunch of dudes in the barracks -I’m 35 and my back hurts

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I haven’t lived in New York in 9 years, but I was rooting for Maya from afar four years ago and I’m rooting for Zohran now. Hoping NYC can get itself a good mayor for once.

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What do you mean a $100 million signing bonus? What do you mean Meta is offering individuals enough money to single-handedly finance the first Hunger Games movie and still have $22 million left over? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ARE NUMBERS REAL!?

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Why does my brain always wake up like three hours after my body wakes up? Can I please just be a functional person in the morning?

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AI is not useful. Out of touch C-suite fucks are replacing people with AI for the sake of a quick buck, and it doesn’t even work as well as human intellect and ingenuity.

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I’m not trans & don’t pretend to speak for trans folks, but Sarah McBride is 100% wrong. I don’t personally care about sports, but you do not yield a single fucking inch to fascists. They will take a mile EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. First it was bathrooms, then sports. Next it’ll be employment & housing.

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Dolly Parton, America’s Best Person, will receive an honorary Oscar next year, specifically the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award for her unwavering philanthropy.

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Someone vandalized San Francisco’s pink triangle, drawing black streaks on it. It sounds like the suspect, a 19 year old, ran from SFPD mid-vandalism so idk what he was trying to draw

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Israel and Iran are careening us into WWIII, but don’t worry…the senile former host of Celebrity Apprentice is on top of it.

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