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It’s a beautiful thing to see people put aside their differences, their politics, and unite in their love of country. Well done, Canada. 🇨🇦 Your citizens stood on guard for thee.

If you wonder why men *obsessed* with the United States having more children are kidnapping children and sending them to other countries, those children were the incorrect color.

Donald Trump and co-president Elon Musk are making backdoor cuts to the Social Security benefits you’ve paid into your entire working life. I’m fighting back.

I’m sure Hegseth is going to blame this on DEI apple.news/A0NssRsvhTwG...

And burned 130+alive

In a world of too many Pete Hegseth’s, be a Pete #Buttigieg.

Do your thing today Canada! Show us here in the US how you go about rejecting Conservatism and their attempt to stomp out Democracy!

Please vote! Please vote Liberal! Vote for the Mark Carney Team! They are the Real Team Canada!

worth every second

Dear Canada, we Americans have no business lecturing you on elections, but I hope you learn from our mistake.

There was a flurry of news about tariffs. It passed. The real consequences will hit US consumers around Memorial Day. Important then to remind everyone of cause and effect.

Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Quick point. Congress can use the spending fight in September (remember Chuck Schumer surrendered till then) to prevent a single dollar from being used to house prisoners in El Salvador.

Just saw a group of school children booing a passing Tesla, and it wasn’t even a cyber truck

Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism. If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone. Americans of conscience must stand against this now.

Bringing the heat

I see it. I have lived it. 83 years ago, the U.S. government turned upon a group of its own citizens and residents and sent them to internment camps without due process. I was there among them. American fascism is back. It is here. It is now.

AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it

U.S. Sen. Elissa Slotkin has condemned the detention of a Dearborn attorney by federal agents as he returned from a vacation with his family, calling it an atta… @jonkingnews.bsky.social thank you for excellent reporting @slotkin.senate.gov thank you for speaking out

Coolest Subaru I have ever seen

BREAKING: 36k people showed up in LA for Bernie and AOC’s rally. In the off year. Americans are pissed — and anyone ignoring that is making a big mistake.

yeah man, please make my 85 year old great aunt prove her citizenship to vote in rural georgia, this definitely isn’t reminiscent of anything in the american past

Loved this, “FREE” always tastes so good…

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

Tariffs? Out of control. Prices? Skyrocketing. Emergency powers? He’s abusing them. And yet… not a single question about whether he’s even fit to serve. The math ain’t mathing.

Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.

After massive public backlash, the Social Security Administration is rolling back its disastrous cuts to phone services. This is a huge victory for the public against DOGE's rampage. Keep up the fight.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Idk why?🙄💥

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Marco Rubio’s bodyguard was arrested in Brussels, Belgium because the hotel wouldn’t open the bar for him? This administration is a disgrace.

What some people aren’t factoring into their analysis is the reality that companies were buying tons of inventory to beat the tariffs. That’s cash taken from being able to invest or hire. In fact the probably cut costs and jobs as a result. #econsky

Guys, guys, guys. It’s not math. It’s not finance. It’s not economics. It’s all about psychology. Abnormal psychology. Read the DSM-5’s chapters on Cluster B personality disorders. And then it all becomes clear. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/08/b...

The President has chosen to intentionally crash the U.S. economy and financial system by doing things which have been ridiculed in every intro macroeconomics class for the past 80+ years. Those with the power to stop him refuse to do so because they hate minorities.

This isn’t a trade war against China and the rest of the world. It’s an economic war against working class America.

2019 is calling and saying, hey, why didn’t you listen

I still can’t figure out when “we can deport you” turned into “we can put you in a hell hole prison in a third country, indefinitely, with no legal recourse.”