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one feature of kobolds that i feel has retained ever since the days when they were household sprites that shapeshifted and caused downfalls is the autism. 1500s kobold sitting with a 21st century kobold and comparing their favorite smooth rocks together. later they will watch the DVD logo bounce

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

kobold who kisses her kobold

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

think the mom-child dynamic for kobolds and dragons bothers me more than the master-slave one. easier to explain why the latter one is gross. first one gets at me on a cosmic level in my stomach "this race is too dumb to be responsible for their own choices" is crueler than "this race is enslaved"

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I wanted to make a dnd alignment chart of dragon/princess/knight and then I realized I don't know any medias that do this beside Star Wars and Shrek. all the good ones are just tumblr posts

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

you continue ripping out of your clothes, praying that one time, finally, you will turn out to have been three kobolds in a trenchcoat the whole time. maybe next time.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

do you think anyone's ever thought to subvert the trope about the knight saving the princess from the dragon's tower crazy how no one's ever done that

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the yipping stereotype is largely confirmation bias. only about 15% of kobolds actually make the high-pitched yipping noise. most prefer to say "kobold", "a", or the ever-controversial "clourk!"

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

popsicles are so good causeu get a stick to chew on after like you're a dog woofow foof woof

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

you're still thinking about that kobold who asked you for a coin yesterday. admit it. Will we need to turn around?

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

the dragon with the girl tattoo

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

please do not let the uranium kobolds put their heads on your lap

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

can you believe those penny crush machines don't even crush your penny they just print out one that was already crushed

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

normalize dragons becoming kobolds and also girls

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

many kobolds are not the yipping type, but assigned-dragon-at-birth kobolds do tend to find themselves yipping constantly after their hrt

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

adventurers are harrowed by the amount of dragons in line to receive kobold HRT

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

ethical dens arm their kobolds with glocks and body armor to defend against human parties trying to steal them

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i never again want to hear the word "adopt" used for a kobold joining your dumb dnd party.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

and man i get it if you feel a lot of joy from your fursona species being super childish and there being a bigger species known for hoarding and taking care of them. it just sucks for me cause i chose to be a kobold without any notions of that. unattended kobolds will be taught to swear. fuckin

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

this is probably my favorite koboldposting post

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

unattended kobolds will be taught to swear. get it? because they're children? three kobolds in a trenchcoat trying to buy beer. get it? because they're children? UNATTENDED KOBOLDS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY REQUIRE ATTENDANCE??? what kind of dystopian fucked up society is this??? they're people!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"the kobolds at the park are free. you can take them" "roll 20 - you steal the kobold without noticing" "dragons setting kobolds up on playdates" "careful, that 'adult' may actually be three kobolds in a trenchcoat" "kobolds keeping you up at night with their yipping" when will it fucking end dude.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

christ man when i first learned about kobolds, i knew of them as furry hyena dog creatures with no relation to dragons. now what. when i say i'm a kobold are people forever gonna assume i want to be owned by a dragon and be their child not what i signed up for. i feel no joy from this.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

i think I've gotta make my sona more outwardly messed up. I like being cute but I hate the way kobolds are infantilized.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

yeah I dunno man the kobold-dragon relationship being an allegory for a child-parent one just isn't ever gonna do it for me.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

LOOK AT THIS THREAD. I JUST WENT THROUGH THE MOST ACCUSATORY JOB APPLICATION OF ALL TIME.

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

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