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• Kobold • Kobold • (kobold/kobolds) (it/its)
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you cannot be a vegan and support the deconstruction of tanks and other war machines

kobold that keeps begging the noodle dragons to "do the pretzel"

they're posting unsourced kobolds in your discord server

they're posting unsourced GRS lesbian art in discord server

today in Discord discourse: people have noticed that one of the app's "Activities" uses AI art, and it's been this way for months, but nobody realized cause nobody uses Activities

today i rescued a sock from the window ledge of the 12th floor using two plastic clothes hangers. thought it was funny so i drew it #rats #art

this kobold is named Android System Safetycore. he wants to look at the pictures on your phone

kobold who lifts up his dragon bridal style and does a twirl 🥰 (the dragon is 200 times his size)

kobold that puts the 'lead' in 'pleading emoji'

kobold who repels other kobolds

Terraria (PC - 2011)

fluffbold with very fluffy fur x scalebold who's been trying to stick a balloon to them

don't mess with a girl who pets kobolds

Little Ghost, what have you done? #hollowknight

kobold that keeps inventing nukes when he just wants a stick-free pan :(

kobold who wants to kiss the void

what do you think kendrick lamar likes on his hot dog

It’s really gross how there are banners all around town boasting about how the sea scrolls are dead. Sea scrolls have feelings too!!

kobold that's such a fool for pyrite

kobold who holds the any% record for Polybius

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kobold that keeps begging the noodle dragons to "do the pretzel"

all these kids these days, with their kobolds under one arm and their dragons under the other, will never know how good they have it

the number 5 is bound by fate to the number 19

kobold whose spirit doesn't quite overlap perfectly with their physical form, causing their limbs and the side of their face to occasionally go dark, pupil-less. when they speak, the sound comes out a few milliseconds late

Super Mario 64 (N64 - 1996)

kobold who's also a bug

kobold that falls in love with your sword and keeps trying to buy it off you

kobold that carries a spear everywhere and is too embarrassed to say they got sticky glue on their hand

your kobold's art sucks

kobold that can change 12 light bulbs a second

kobold that demands a trillion billion belly rubs

it's so hard being so smart but without the knowledge to back it up

does anyone remember what the second little piggy built his house out of

kobold who's been taking poison damage for 3 years

see the thing about shooting stars and airplanes is that sometimes you look up at the night sky and realize that little tiny white dot actually represents something like 200 people and you start to tear up at the thought that other individuals could be that high up

it's not his fault guys he has auschspergers

look at him. look at your kobold now!

kobold who wakes up at 4:37 AM every day and scrawls in huge letters on the nearest writing surface the coordinates of where a transphobic billionaire will be walking later that day

ttttthere are tubes in the wall

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