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6’3” queen ✨ former educator ✨ diehard Dodgers fan ✨ CA -> AZ ✨ neuro🌶️ ✨ yes, I played basketball.
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

There’s no getting through to the cult followers, unfortunately.

Pro-tip for teachers: if one of your students needs certain classroom accommodations (IEP or 504), apply it to the whole class. Literally all of your students will benefit from: a 5-minute break, projects broken down into manageable tasks, guided notes, a timer, etc. #diversity #equity #inclusion

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Felt relevant, might get scrubbed later - take notes 👀 1/

Zelenskyy challenging a US official to join him in a visit to an active frontline is iconic. Unlike other countries whose leadership wages war from thousands of miles away, he has visited the trench line on multiple occasions. Armed himself to fight Russian special forces sent to kill him in Kyiv.

Math is hard

JFC indeed.

*chicken crosses the road *the road vows to get revenge

Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, says the National Science Foundation has given money to thousands of "Woke DEI" studies. Researchers say that's misrepresenting science and disparaging important research.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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And none for Phoenix, where it’s expected to be in the high 60s - mid 70s. I know I sound like I’m whining, but I want my winter back! We get enough heat the rest of the year, just let me have a cold winter 😫

Byeeeeeeee✌️ Comic by lunarbaboon

What the actual 🤬?!

JEDI ✨📚🩶

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Parents, your kids’ fafsa money and iep accommodations are next. Get loud, get DOGE out of the dept of ed, advocate for your children, do the absolute most right now! Oh, and btw, your iep kids are DEI. May want to push extra hard for their rights…

This video will make your day ❤️🐿

Trust me, bro.

Where is DOGE on this expense?

this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders

Don't send a burglar to catch a thief.

Free* country. *for a select few This sucks.

This profile has been scrubbed from the site. Rose Ferreira grew up without reliable electricity, immigrated to NY, then survived homelessness and cancer on her way to NASA. She was so moved by images from the Webb telescope she wept. This is what’s at stake web.archive.org/web/20231206...

Studio Ghibli and Hayao Miyazaki bout to get me through these next four years like…

It’s time

Let's get this circulated!! 😤

The offer to federal workers to resign and keep pay and benefits is a "scam," says Randy Erwin of the National Federation of Federal Employees.

Such a vibe I do this every day by just ✨existing✨, evidently

I think all the former and future presidents will understand. What should we celebrate instead? “National EatTheRich Day” has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? We can celebrate by perm. unsubscribing from all problematic businesses. And eating pancakes 🥞 Everyone likes pancakes, right?

Yaaaaaassssss to all of this! 👏 👏

🎶I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign🎶 I mean, I already knew..but it’s a catchy tune 😜

You know what? I’m just going to say it… I’d take the killer bees over this mess any day 🐝

“The young hero was struck in the head with metal from the crash and needed emergency brain surgery. He survived and is recuperating. We wish him a fast and safe recovery. 💙” A true selfless hero 💕