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Flying to DC for my three day work week to post this then clocking out

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The next set of Branch Davidian kids are getting a rear naked choke

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My man

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The through line we’re circling around in 2025 is: You’ll Never Guess How Stupid Being Really Rich Can Make a Person

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After watching a half of this game I guess my main takeaway is I can’t say what I would like to do to Nico Harrison because just saying it is a federal crime

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It’s not the main thing but even taken at face value this is dumb as fuck. A lot of us chose a profession on purpose where we got to be stupid and silly because it has no consequences. If you wanna do ironic racism sorry you gotta live in comedy condos and wonder if that’s really mayo in the jar

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I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

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So weird watching my favorite team just continue to play basketball while management lives out "The Death of Stalin" as a crisis PR how-to manual

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I want him to only fit in novelty truck shop t-shirts with dogs on them and score 80 every time he plays the Mavs

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Everyone at the FDA respond with a jpg of all the diarrhea Americans didn’t get

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Sure putting only megalomaniacal psychos in charge of the Pentagon might work out for you but consider

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Every similar history I’ve read Elon ends up horrifically murdered, like with a blade up his asshole and old ladies spitting on him. He had an AI write one where he has a threesome with robots on Mars. It’s a race to see who wins

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The CIA trying to stake James Bond in the big poker game against Le Chiffre by pushing the dusty crate with the Ark of the Covenant to the middle of the table

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I wanna tell Lakers fans to chill because I watched Luka have the same awkward adjustment period with Kyrie but in my basketball heart right now I want no one to know peace

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Every day I learn about more ostensible leaders more chickenshit than your average first grade teacher or a random idiot arguing with parking enforcement

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Hello my name is Yuri Abbas Chang and as you can see from my resume that you no longer have the resources to check I got my degree in ‘Plane Stuff’ from IRGC DGSE MI6 University and I’d like to work on the fuel tank

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‘Apple Cider Vinegar’ is a show that does better than most at explaining how hippy woo woo shit can turn to fascism and grift real quick. “Just make these choices and pay to be healthy” to “kill those who can’t or won’t.” Plus Kaitlyn Dever rules

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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

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My chaos buddy John made cookies with chocolate Ex-Lax to hand out the last day of school. I was holding them in the cafeteria for some reason. Principal walked up and ate one. Everybody laughed. I had to spend a week in the summer washing dumpsters in the parking lot. Didn’t snitch though

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I was a cook at Shoney’s for about four minutes

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Eagles fans gonna be eating police horse shit before halftime

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DraftKings can I bet that people are gonna be marching in the street in Luigi masks like he’s the Joker

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Americans are really about to learn the hard way why we have bananas year round

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Fuck it send out the MK Ultra Mass Activate emergency alert on the way out then we get the third act of Dark Knight Rises

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They downloaded and took the payroll info for federal employees and there’s so many spies in there. The plot of every spy movie is someone stealing a list of spies, yet literally no one is doing jujitsu on Big Balls on top of a passenger train in Belarus right now. Like at all. CIA too woke!

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During the Kavanaugh confirmation there was a weird thing where Dems made the fact he got into a college bar fight into a thing and I got flack for a joke about how they were gonna regret ceding the cultural ground where sometimes you gotta punch an asshole. Anyway punch one of these nerds

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We need a Red October at the AAC

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Unfortunately at Harvard apparently the first thing they teach at Virgin Debate Club is that “I’d rather live on my knees than die on my feet” is an inspiring battlecry

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Total betrayal. Even forgetting the political part of it somehow we forgot your biggest duty to the next person is “just don’t be a dickhead.” We’re Dickhead Nation Now. Don’t boo the national anthem sing “Home of the Dickheads”

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