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The soundtrack for Bedazzled (2000) went too hard for no reason.

The world is a dangerous place. That’s why American military, intelligence, and policing power should be directed against Americans. by Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, and Kash Patel

They’ll run the country like their business! You mean make terrible decisions, bankrupt it, and then leave on their golden parachute? The conman who failed running a casinos and the idiot who ruined Twitter?

Shit is weak. Doesn't have the juice.

While “cutting wasteful spending” Elon managed to get Tesla a $400 million government contract. I guess that lottery for Trump votes must be really paying off.

Elon really turned the seat behind the president’s desk into a “cuck chair.”

Cutting welfare to the needy while cutting taxes for the greedy; blaming the poor and the weak instead of the rich and powerful. The greatest trick the Devil played was convincing people they could rule in Hell, if they don’t serve Heaven.

We’re supposed to just take Elon’s word that he’s found “massive” fraud in federal systems he took over? The same guy they found committing fraud on his fellow gamers?

Philadelphia is gonna burn down tonight regardless of the outcome.

Imagine being the richest person on earth but still acting like an divorced incel.

It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️

Start a trade war with your largest trading partners, threaten your allies with invasion, and dismantle your intelligence services. Putin paid good money for his puppet and is getting his money’s worth.

Gut anything, sell off the rest, and then bail out with your golden parachute. Running the country like a business CEO will definitely work out for us.

MAGA:”Save us Daddy Trump!” Trump: “Medicare for none.”

Can you count suckers? I say the future, is ours! If you can count. Now look what we have here before us. We’ve got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys.

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

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ANNIE YOU OKAY?

My grandma’s folk remedies: Put onions in your socks My folk remedies: Mix this Emergen-C with pedialyte

I hope Trump and all the oligarchs have a wonderful day, Hopefully they are walking down the street and everyone thanks them for everything they’ve done.

They gon’ find you, gon’ catch you sleepin’, Ohh now stay woke.

No particular reason:

We all know exactly who Trump, Musk, and the other oligarchs; would support in the 1930s-1940s.

Trump beginning his administration with a closed door inauguration, flag half mast, and shilling a bitcoin pump-and-dump scam is poetic.

Firstl time this year I was super early to work and I had a car accident; I’m just lucky like that.

I know it can be scary to accept but all of this is random and nobody knows what they are doing.

The whole “I’m only MAGA because someone online was mean to me” argument is the biggest sign of a being a whiny bitch-boy. Drink your alpha-patriot-force protein powder and cry harder.

The headache of trying to explain to conservatives that not liking liberals doesn’t justify being a shithead.

This is why I prefer most of my writers to be dead before I have a fondness for them.

Season 1: “it’s so hard balancing my personal life, professional career, and [plot hook]!” Season 8: “Sure I can leave immediately to the other side of the world I have no obligations!”

Listening to Oldies makes me want to break up with someone and then sing a song to get them back.

Make it stop

Dementia Don, is really working overtime to piss off our allies, all just to please Papa Putin.

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I be missing Bela Lugosi like a MF

Danny Masterson playing a rapey boyfriend in Face/Off, must of been quite the acting challenge for him.

“'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.”

Me (as a Child): “That dad is bad.” Me (as an Adult): “THATS FIVE LBS OF VEAL!”

I remember my mother bragging about how I listened to classical music, church choirs, and Opera all day, meanwhile I was just playing Civilization 3.

Too many Americans think they are lone wolves, when they are really just crabs in a bucket.

Being a CEO is such a difficult job that most of them have to be on several different company boards, just to be able to afford buying another senator.

They say America is regressing but how can that be true if we have our second African president, especially a foreign born who lives off government subsidies?

Best holiday horror movie?