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The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.

These #resist LARPing grifters need to be run out of town on the rail.

yeah we know y'all went back to brunch in 2021 too lol

One of the problems with these suggestions is that they're totally divorced from context. Not talking to cops is always good. Not taking your phone or wearing clothes that "draw attention" is silly at like, protests happening today which are surgically designed to be as inoffensive as possible.

Don't do this! Don't let new organizers/liberals suggest this at your local protests! I have no idea where this came from but I've now seen it suggested in two different places and it's going to get somebody hurt.

I've seen a lot of folks who don't seem that bothered because they don't like PSL. I've got issues with them too! But if you're waiting for them to go after a leftist group you DO like to get mad, don't worry, you're not going to have to wait long!

At the picket line of a local Jimmy John's yesterday. Bosses allowed the store to be open for almost two weeks with no hot water and a broken cooler, they only closed it down when the health department found out.

Hey @sewell.house.gov why did you sign onto a resolution expressing gratitude to ICE? Do you support ICE terrorizing our communities in Alabama?

Hey @chatterton.bsky.social you know you're kinda giving away the game when your first and so far only input on the uprisings in LA is hand wringing over message discipline on the part of the protestors but not the cops trampling people with horses

Man if you think $80 is bad you should see how much a sword costs.

Do not I repeat do not allow anybody to pour milk in your eyes. It's not one weird trick it's just stupid and people advocating it have no idea what they're talking about. Just use water! Just use water!!!

Guess the focus groups said strong leader who stands up to Trump polls best for 2028

Anti-ICE protests continue to escalate in Los Angeles, as more residents take to the streets. photo via AP www.nytimes.com/2025/06/07/u...

I don't know man, it seems like it's more likely that they're just dumb, overemotional babies with easily bruised egos the size of Jupiter, rather than they're playing 14 dimension chess to trick us. My evidence is everything they've said or done their entire lives up until this moment

Arianism is back baby. It's good again. Awooouuu (wolf Howl)

Centrists will be like "you're posting on your phone to fight fascism? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

*Most exhausted voice you've ever heard* this is what democracy looks like

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

I've only sorta been following the Target Woke Saga but it's kind of impressive how they managed to pick a strategy guaranteed to piss off everybody

Ah yes our American space program, run by American citizens. P.S. do not ask why there are so many German street names in Huntsville Alabama

If I had a nickel for every irritating inter-org formation with a compass logo professing to be more left wing than they really are I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice