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markjaytee.bsky.social
broadcaster, writer, funny guy when given attention, adelaide homosexual
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i love how election coverage is just this until we do know

journalists are refusing to report on clear electoral discrimination

WARNING: i tried to vote but an AEC volunteer said my visibly pissed pants was political advertising for the liberal party so don't do that!

drain the swamp? okay lord farquaad. shrek ass villain

BI elections??? is that how we got harry styles?

ah, cigars, famously a semiotically neutral symbol, no evil associated there

me, every time i play spelling bee: no, that's a pokemon. no that's a different pokemon

fish near me. fish want me. google how fish me fuck

for the first time in a long time, my humpday is the same as your humpday, just with two extra days either side of the work week. half way through seven, baby. half way

i'm sorry trash is a utility in the USA? i know it's a hidden utility but wow

headbanging to my favourite ethel cain track

americans: wow the customer service in europe sucks using any american product: yes we KNOW we're an online company but our PHONE LINES are CLOSED we cannot HELP YOU

technically "masturbation is a sin" is JOI

came first place in the erotica writing challenge because i made so many people horny no jokes, just something i'm proud of

Siri help, she won't stop singing Pink Pony Club but saying Twink Brony club

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

It's dire, folks.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

he takes a pet like no problem