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marklhiggins.bsky.social
Award winning screenwriter currently living in Montana. I like writing scary stuff and funny stuff.
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 18 days ago • 213 comments

Oops! Tried to make a joke and ended up saying something terrible. Time to feel embarrassed about it for the rest of my life.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

[interrupting opponent during rap battle] Are you mad at me

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Are you an American? Do you want to have trouble sleeping tonight? Then read this.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Jenn is a hell of a good writer. Check it out!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Huh. "Buckle up bitches, you're entering the Twilight Zone" was only said three times in the original series. www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/th...

submitted 71 days ago • 9 comments

spellcheck went from 'pretty good' to 'an AI gremlin that randomly substitutes whole ass other words in place of the one you typed' gj techbros, well played

submitted 71 days ago • 20 comments

“Brock Purdy” sounds like something Frankenstein says when he skips stones on a lake

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

First half of his videos “Wow what an interesting an niche topic he’s found.” Second half “Rich and Influential people use our own obsessions to blind us from the sins they commit!”

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

so what does everyone think hbomberguy's annual 3 hour video is gonna be about this time

submitted 75 days ago • 31 comments

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

submitted 420 days ago • 184 comments

imo The Ramones should’ve recorded a Pet Sematary-esque song for every Stephen King film adaptation, e.g. 🎶I don’t want to be dining at the hotel from The Shining/ I don’t want a blowjob from a bear🎶

submitted 82 days ago • 125 comments

Raw milk is cool if you want to do something dangerous with absolutely no benefit. All risk, no reward. Like trying to eat a campfire.

submitted 82 days ago • 94 comments

It’s okay to bury Willem Defoe after he keeps the secret of the light from you.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Making fun of yourself for laughs. But it works and now you feel like shit.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

submitted 94 days ago • 431 comments

Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions

submitted 95 days ago • 125 comments