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Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian and Utah Ute. Don’t ask me to play pickleball. Need painting? wow1day.com
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Why is there is a never ending supply of these coward dopes who want to drive to work every day with their only job description being “gargantuan loser assholes that everyone hates”

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

6-0. Canada. This is insane. We have way more ballers than I even knew. Saliba hello.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

In Canada, we apparently show Ice Road Truckers on the press box TVs during national team contests

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why the golden age of Canadian soccer has to be in these godawful uniforms. Someone please give us a kit I can buy. Wouldn’t spend $5 on this one

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

OLUWASEYI JUSTICE WHAT A FINISH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Jesus is a Canada supporter

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY??? THE GOALIE PUNCHED OLUWASEYI IN THE HEAD

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

NIKO SIGUR AND JONATHAN DAVID PLAYING THE BEAUTIFUL GAME 1-0 CANADA

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Has there been a time in recorded NHL history when Florida hasn’t scored first because I can’t remember one

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Claim one for the Philippines via his mom

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

San Dimas High School Golf rules! JJ SPAUN THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

submitted 3 days ago • 158 comments

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so proud of DC rn…the crowd at that dumbass birthday parade couldn’t have filled the times square olive garden

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Please keep posting about how no one came to Trump’s loser parade I’m going to like all of them

submitted 3 days ago • 101 comments

The creaky ass soundtrack of this is so perfectly representative of the dumbasses in charge. Some garage sale surplus tank with my hobbyist neighbor and his daughter at the helm. Weird cranks, the lot of them, cheered on by a smattering of friendless zeroes

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The opening sloppy, maniacal smile. Lololol. Then just drooling, slurring idiocy. Do they not have a control room during these broadcasts? Never would’ve lasted 5 seconds on local news

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Good work Mr Policeman sir, way to mitigate the threat

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Of course the big annoying dummies tied it. Of course.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

From the utter shambles of Game 3 to what looked like more of the same after 20 mins to this. Crazed.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

WOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

HELLO EDMONTON

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would simply like Connor McDavid to make moves like that all the time but finish them

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is uniform cost only for one kid playing competitive travel soccer. I have three of them. This is why the US will never be good. Pricing out a huge swath of the population that would likely produce the best players

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

“Childhood friends from Montreal” is not a phrase I would’ve ever expected to hear in an NBA Finals as recently as 10 years ago. I love it.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Holmgren does nothing for me. How are you getting blocked shooting a J at his height

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

"pro-vaccine groups" NYT editors are the fucking enemy

submitted 6 days ago • 125 comments

SGA, Mathurin, Dort, Nembhard. This series, I say it again, will be decided by the Canadians.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is incredible

submitted 7 days ago • 51 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 7 days ago • 1250 comments

USMNT currently in the same state as the country at large

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Edmonton could not be getting humiliated any more than they are right now. Complete head cases and complete capitulation.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

real contender for the defining quote of american christianity here

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

submitted 9 days ago • 264 comments

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

submitted 9 days ago • 898 comments

lmaoooooo hell yeah LA

submitted 9 days ago • 134 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

What a fitting end to the best match of at least the past decade. Yet another winner. Alcaraz you brilliant brilliant beast.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

How many perfect winners can one man hit?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Tennis does not get better than this.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Brilliance to win points. Hitting blistering winners for points. Hardly any unforced errors. No one giving an inch. Just top tier stuff.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I firmly believe Jannik cannot win the French Open dressed like a Wimbledon ball boy but he is testing that theory

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

JUST GIVE THEM BOTH THE TROPHY

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments