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Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian and Utah Ute. Don’t ask me to play pickleball. Need painting? wow1day.com
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This is so great. Exposing them for the impotent, cowardly dorks that they are

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Holy lord that was a gorgeous Bayern goal. Offside is not meant to disallow genius like that

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Nooooooooo. Do not want

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I put my entire (small) sports betting stake on Panama tonight just to feel alive and they’re up 1-0 but their goalie just made an insane save and yes I’m alive after a long day of a couple estimates then golf then the pool

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Oakley, girl, what is you doin. One way road to forever dorkifying your brand

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Question I’m pondering today as I double bogey bogey par bogey double bogey my way around the golf course… what is the sport that is the most fun to participate in even when you suck at it? Golf has to be up there since almost everyone sucks but still plays

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

PSA: Aldi‘s Red Thunder tastes *exactly* like Red Bull for one third the cost. I just discovered this today. Will report back if my heart explodes in the next three hours.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.

submitted 2 days ago • 65 comments

Brings to mind Lance Armstrong, another Austin guy famous for all his clean drug tests. Whatever happened to him

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Why is there is a never ending supply of these coward dopes who want to drive to work every day with their only job description being “gargantuan loser assholes that everyone hates”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

6-0. Canada. This is insane. We have way more ballers than I even knew. Saliba hello.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

In Canada, we apparently show Ice Road Truckers on the press box TVs during national team contests

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know why the golden age of Canadian soccer has to be in these godawful uniforms. Someone please give us a kit I can buy. Wouldn’t spend $5 on this one

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

OLUWASEYI JUSTICE WHAT A FINISH 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus is a Canada supporter

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY??? THE GOALIE PUNCHED OLUWASEYI IN THE HEAD

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

NIKO SIGUR AND JONATHAN DAVID PLAYING THE BEAUTIFUL GAME 1-0 CANADA

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Has there been a time in recorded NHL history when Florida hasn’t scored first because I can’t remember one

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Claim one for the Philippines via his mom

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

San Dimas High School Golf rules! JJ SPAUN THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

no one came to a grown man's GI Joe themed birthday party and that's somehow funny to you??

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so proud of DC rn…the crowd at that dumbass birthday parade couldn’t have filled the times square olive garden

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

Please keep posting about how no one came to Trump’s loser parade I’m going to like all of them

submitted 6 days ago • 101 comments

The creaky ass soundtrack of this is so perfectly representative of the dumbasses in charge. Some garage sale surplus tank with my hobbyist neighbor and his daughter at the helm. Weird cranks, the lot of them, cheered on by a smattering of friendless zeroes

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The opening sloppy, maniacal smile. Lololol. Then just drooling, slurring idiocy. Do they not have a control room during these broadcasts? Never would’ve lasted 5 seconds on local news

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Good work Mr Policeman sir, way to mitigate the threat

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Of course the big annoying dummies tied it. Of course.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

From the utter shambles of Game 3 to what looked like more of the same after 20 mins to this. Crazed.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

WOOOOOOOOOO

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

HELLO EDMONTON

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I would simply like Connor McDavid to make moves like that all the time but finish them

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is uniform cost only for one kid playing competitive travel soccer. I have three of them. This is why the US will never be good. Pricing out a huge swath of the population that would likely produce the best players

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

“Childhood friends from Montreal” is not a phrase I would’ve ever expected to hear in an NBA Finals as recently as 10 years ago. I love it.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Holmgren does nothing for me. How are you getting blocked shooting a J at his height

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"pro-vaccine groups" NYT editors are the fucking enemy

submitted 10 days ago • 122 comments