markwatson1989.bsky.social
One liners, quips and witty observations uttered in the goal of dethroning MAGA.
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Coors is just bad beer in general. Never once have I said, “hey have you got any Coors?”
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It is absolutely insane to me how this was even illegal in the first place. Unfortunately, there are those who still consider it illegal in their minds.
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Because they’re owned by the same people who support Trump. Some overtly and the others covertly.
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Peter Thiel has been the problem lying in wait all along. Musk will destroy himself, but Thiel doesn’t seem to have any quirks that would derail him. Vance needs to be 86’ed along with Trump, and Thiel needs to be shown the door.
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Medford, Grants Pass, Roseburg and Albany can stand in for Buttscratch on the west side.
Ashland on deck for Dickwhistle.
Source: grew up in Oregon.
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Hey Trump: are those “serious consequences” in the room with you now?
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His world “Word Salad” champion title has no challengers.
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“…debate with the human mind.”
Dementia for the win!
USA for the loss.
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Funny (and tragic) how these idiots think that they were on the winning side on that day.
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Would this be Earth days or some other planet, such as Venus?
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So this “Forgiato Blow”(hard) character says he’s a rapper? I’m not buying it. I’m also not buying that his opinion on ANYTHING means jack squat.
Fuck DJT and the nazi Muskrat.
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“You’re a legend!”
(Dinesh, sleepily): “Huh, what? Did I get into Trump’s cabinet? What time is it?”
“You’re late posting your latest bullshit. These kids aren’t going to feed themselves.”
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Would a combined taco and ketamine fire be exothermic or endothermic?
Neither, as both Trump and Musk consume all the oxygen around them.
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Neither of those twits could play the role of Jerry Mitchell because who would root for them? They’re intimidating like Buddy Revell, but only in their own minds.
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Don’t stop there. Deport Peter Thiel as well.
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He has a few billion laying around. No problem.
*checks TSLA price
He has a few hundred million laying around. FAFO.
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Is he going to send Putin to his room without dinner?
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Russ (V)ought to abandon his pet project and return to his hole. It will not end well for him to keep pushing for this dystopian dream of his.
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Not nearly enough attention is being given to the evil plan that Peter Thiel is quietly promoting. Close associate of Elon Musk and others of his ilk that would like nothing more than to overhaul/overthrow (and not in a good way) the US government.
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Trump pardoning decision tree:
Step 1. Criminal?
If yes, proceed to step 2.
Step 2. Do they have money?
If yes, ignore step 1 regardless of the crime and issue pardon.
If no, are they famous and do they like me? Ignore step 1, issue pardon and appoint to cabinet position.
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24 hours, yep.
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An unhinged Trump truth?What day is it again? Ends in “day,” right?
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Especially the last two games.
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They’ve deported US citizens, divulged classified info and ignored court rulings. They’re not likely to observe an employment rule.
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The key to not have a story about your drug abuse is to not abuse drugs in the first place. Oh also staying out of the public eye and not being an asshat helps too.
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“I’ll take Politics for $400, Ken.”
“The answer is…”
“Stop the presses! Trump broke a promise! Impeachment and conviction coming in hot!”
“What is dreamland?”
“Correct, you control the board.”
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Who’s up next on the rich, white, fraudulent and needing a pardon bingo card?
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One point Republicans seem to not even address in public:
Trump's Big Bad Budget Bill has a provision that STOPS COURTS from ENFORCING CONTEMPT CITATIONS!
robertreich.substack.com/p/the-hidden...
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Fraud is legal during the time Trump is POTUS, got it.
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You mean to tell me they are not upstanding citizens? But they’re white and good ole boys just looking for street cred. Nothing personal, just show business like a certain 2000’s reality show host.
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Yet they had to sit through a “speech” by a old man who has never lived by an honor code. Difficult to be the first to speak out, and live up to that code.
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Not sure if that is a direct Trump quote or made up. Should be obvious, but I can’t tell with that moron.
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Something, leopards, buffet, something, facial features, something, FAFO.
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UBI can work provided that there are sensible real world guidelines on who receives what and how much. However, who determines those parameters? Benevolence needs to be the guiding hand, and that is missing right now in the US. If rampant greed is kept in check, then great! If not, vaya con dios.