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markzero.bsky.social
(He/Him) Lego collector (AFOL), Star Trek & sci-fi fan (Friend of DeSoto), and sarcastic internet person
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Every few years I want to see Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool. That's it, I'm not interested in anything else he's doing, he should probably stop

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It's almost March, and I'm not looking forward to only eating Lucky charms cereal all month. The rules of Christianity are just weird!

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Have they invented gene therapy for cilantro intolerance yet?

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Whoever invented chocolate deserves a raise

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I don't care about award shows, and yes, I think that makes me better than the rest of you

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The most fantastical part of the new Captain America movie was when the president admitted to his crimes, stepped down from office, and served his prison sentence

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So annoying when I accidentally hit the big picture button in steam and then have to remember how to get view back to the normal state

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I've never enjoyed a James Bond movie, and I doubt this MGM news will change that

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Astrobot? More like Ass-trobot! (I don't like platforming games)

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If they bring back more of the former Netflix Marvel characters, they need to either recast Iron Fist or give him some acting lessons. Everyone else is perfect.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

It took me over 2 decades of being online, but I think I'm sick of memes now

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

submitted 6 days ago • 1220 comments

I think I'm going to start a YouTube channel where I team up with another snarky white guy in his forties and review popular movies

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Cloud computing? More like clown computing!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 8 days ago • 2639 comments

Newsletter: Generative AI is a marketing con perpetuated by Sam Altman and Dario Amodei through a mixture of lies and half-truths carried by a tech media that fails to ask the right questions. Outside of ChatGPT, generative AI companies barely get any traffic at all. www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

submitted 8 days ago • 66 comments

I burned my mouth on breakfast meatballs

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

They need to bring back novelty colored popcorn and ketchup

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It's crazy that there is a movie with two Hulk villains, but the Hulk doesn't appear in it

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's the perfect night for me to go to karaoke and sing Santa Baby, bring everyone some February cheer

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of the new Captain America movie was the hot dog and icee I had in the theater

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Our teeth should be disposable and just regrow every night

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I definitely don't have the level of self-control needed to use superpowers responsibly. It's good that I'm just a normal citizen.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Things are getting pretty serious out there, let me know if I need to take action, I have the gear

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How come they haven't done more Detective Pikachu movies or at least something else with that same art style?

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I just don't trust ventriloquists

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I've been annoyed and distrustful of EA since they acquired Maxis in the '90s. They pretty much ruin everything they touch.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I know I shouldn't judge, but I still find it kind of gross that cinephiles fuck reels of film

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

How do I relocate to the Star Trek timeline?

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

Happy dirt pig Day!!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I heard that @jamesgunn.bsky.social is just reusing the story from the video game Superman 64 for this new movie

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

fartificial insmelligence

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

I have a smart humidifier, and I can turn it on with the voice command, "It's moistin' time!"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

My time machine is nearly complete, I plan to make a journey and change history so Batman and Daredevil switch names

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

What's the point of having social media algorithms if I can't train them to understand that I don't care about sports?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We've had podcasting for over 20 years now, but there are still so many shows that don't know or care about recording good audio

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I want a game that plays like Baldur's Gate 3, but sci-fi

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

We need to resist the cult of novelty popcorn buckets. It's destroying America.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

We should have just sent him to the fake White House set from X2 and told him he was signing real laws

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

I'm up to two boxes now

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I've logged over 100 hours in Stellaris, but I still don't know what I'm doing. I've never won or even finished a game. 4/5 stars though

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments