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🚫MDNI 18+ ONLY 🚫 Mid 20s | your favorite milf | in my VA hiatus era | complete menace ▶️ My YouTube channel ▶️ https://youtube.com/@marlsmellowaudios?si=k7IQEC65RI151ey-
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“You barely talk to me” I ghost my family too, please don’t take it personally.

Raising a child with autism is a rollercoaster. Some days I feel like I’ve had it all figured out, other days I can’t help my son calm down and I get so overwhelmed I walk away and lock myself in the bathroom to cry like a little bitch.

I need to get laid

A man who yearns, is a man who earns 😮‍💨😩

*drops off cat on your timeline* *crawls back into darkness*

Being a mom is so wild because you really just wake up every day and do the damn thing. You do it regardless of how you feel. I’m proud of us Moms. Happy Mother’s Day!

It’s official. Grey’s Anatomy is my newest obsession. I get the hype now.

Not my son getting called out on instagram reels 😭😂😂

When the IEP team tells you that your son has made so much progress, completing almost all his goals, loves to do his school work, and listens well to instructions. I’m so proud of him 🥹🤍

Normal people: *start a conversation by saying hi or good morning* Me:

Come get a plate. Rice, chicken cutlets, with my version of a Greek salad

“If he gets hungry enough he will eat a balanced meal” My son would rather STARVE than eat what I make for him. We’re talking about the same child that almost imploded the day I tried to give him a bite of meatball. I introduce new foods to him all the time but I ain’t forcing him to eat it

If you call it The Gulf of America, put the margarita down. Today is not for you.

Ok be honest with me right now, if we were seahorses would you let me get you pregnant? 👀

Mother’s Day is approaching and as a single mom, I’m not really excited for it. It’s hard to feel celebrated when you’re doing it all alone. It feels heavy, lonely, and I feel forgotten… it’s just gonna be another Sunday.

It’s starting to get warmer outside, and some of y’all need to retire your “natural” deodorant. I can smell your pits…

Today was a good day…

Lunch with a view. Absolutely wonderful

Who tf thought it was a good idea to add raisins to trail mix. That shit is disgusting, get that shit out of my m&m trail mix

“Marls how’s your Sunday morning going?” I burnt the eggs for my avocado toast and they were my last 2 eggs… what do you think 🥲

April 25th, 1974. The day communism lost and freedom won. The day the people took back their freedom. The day where women like my grandma could finally vote, the day that women didn’t need their husband’s permission to be able to travel. The day where there were no curfews.

How’s my baby daddy the one struggling, saying he needs to file for bankruptcy, and I’m the one with the kid 24/7?

“When can I see you?” When I post on my stories and you view it.

Happy Easter besties 🤍🐣🌷

“Marls when are you finally gonna get over your anxiety and get your license” God forbid a girl tries to save the planet by reducing carbon emissions 🙄✋🏻

My face card? Never declines.

Did my makeup so well, my phone’s Face ID won’t even work anymore 😭😂

Babes, the Christians are calling Lady Gaga demonic again… We are so back

En la vida, hay una verdad. Las cosas siempre cambian. El mundo cambia, la gente cambia, todo cambia. Excepto lo bueno 🤍

“Omg you look amazing! What’s your secret?”

Slowly getting my confidence back 😌✨🤍