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marlsmellow.bsky.social

🚫MDNI 18+ ONLY 🚫 Mid 20s | your favorite milf | in my VA hiatus era | complete menace ▶️ My YouTube channel ▶️ https://youtube.com/@marlsmellowaudios?si=k7IQEC65RI151ey-

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At the Dr’s office and I see this… hell yeah brother 😎

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

You know the weight loss is real when you start to lose your ass 😭 My big booty baddie era is over besties… HELP 😭😫

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

“What radicalized you?” Idk I’m just not a piece of shit 🤷🏼‍♀️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m not looking for anything serious” Sir you’re almost 40, go schedule your prostate exam and leave me alone

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Me holding onto my bestie because I know no one else will put up with my kind of crazy… it’s also her birthday today so wish my girl @maladaptday.bsky.social a Happy birthday 🤪😚🤍

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Men on TikTok are celebrating the fact that the 70s bush is back… Babe mine never left 😂

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I have such a moan-able name and if that’s not the ultimate flex idk what it is P.S: my government name, not my nickname

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m a crazy cat lady, of course kitty had to be included in the new OC 😌✨

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been struggling recently… my son has been hitting/kicking a lot lately and idk if it’s a stim or he’s doing it out of malice. I’ve tried the methods the ABA therapist told me to do but it doesn’t seem to be working and I get so frustrated sometimes and defeated

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

“Get a load of this guy” I’M TRYING

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine’s Day from me to me

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your type? A big checking account balance

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I know bestie, we’re both single as a Pringle today but hey that’s not an excuse to not treat yourself today. Go buy yourself some flowers, some chocolates, and have a nice dinner. You deserve to love yourself 💞

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

One of the main reasons why I’m tired of talking stages is because y’all make everything sexual and it’s annoying. Like do you not have anything else to offer? It’s giving “I peaked in HS and don’t know how to act like an adult”. It’s embarrassing

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

And now I’m bawling my eyes out

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning. I just wanted to remind you that you ARE that bitch Beijo 😘

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Bad bitches have accounts at credit unions instead of big banks

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

“You’re so productive!” Thanks, my brain convinces me I’m worthless if I’m not doing something.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about me, I’ve always been an Adele fan. I love that woman so much… hopefully I’ll be able to go to one of her concerts whenever she comes back from this break. It’s my dream 😭

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

POV: you forgot to take out the butter from the fridge to make a vanilla cake so you just shove the stick of butter in your bra and hope it becomes room temperature butter 😭😂

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone interested in a slice of blueberry bread and a cup of coffee?

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I’m ovulating… which means I have to chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your business today…

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It’s just me and my iced coffee against the world

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Am I the only one that thinks these water bottles look ridiculous? How is this almost $40? These are worst than the Stanley’s

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

My toxic trait? I love asking men unhinged questions because I know they’ll answer truthfully 😭😂

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

At the Dr’s office and I see this… hell yeah brother 😎

You know the weight loss is real when you start to lose your ass 😭 My big booty baddie era is over besties… HELP 😭😫

“What radicalized you?” Idk I’m just not a piece of shit 🤷🏼‍♀️

“I’m not looking for anything serious” Sir you’re almost 40, go schedule your prostate exam and leave me alone

Me holding onto my bestie because I know no one else will put up with my kind of crazy… it’s also her birthday today so wish my girl @maladaptday.bsky.social a Happy birthday 🤪😚🤍

Men on TikTok are celebrating the fact that the 70s bush is back… Babe mine never left 😂

I have such a moan-able name and if that’s not the ultimate flex idk what it is P.S: my government name, not my nickname

I’m a crazy cat lady, of course kitty had to be included in the new OC 😌✨

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been struggling recently… my son has been hitting/kicking a lot lately and idk if it’s a stim or he’s doing it out of malice. I’ve tried the methods the ABA therapist told me to do but it doesn’t seem to be working and I get so frustrated sometimes and defeated

“Get a load of this guy” I’M TRYING

Happy Valentine’s Day from me to me

What’s your type? A big checking account balance

I know bestie, we’re both single as a Pringle today but hey that’s not an excuse to not treat yourself today. Go buy yourself some flowers, some chocolates, and have a nice dinner. You deserve to love yourself 💞

One of the main reasons why I’m tired of talking stages is because y’all make everything sexual and it’s annoying. Like do you not have anything else to offer? It’s giving “I peaked in HS and don’t know how to act like an adult”. It’s embarrassing

And now I’m bawling my eyes out

Good morning. I just wanted to remind you that you ARE that bitch Beijo 😘

Bad bitches have accounts at credit unions instead of big banks

“You’re so productive!” Thanks, my brain convinces me I’m worthless if I’m not doing something.

One thing about me, I’ve always been an Adele fan. I love that woman so much… hopefully I’ll be able to go to one of her concerts whenever she comes back from this break. It’s my dream 😭

POV: you forgot to take out the butter from the fridge to make a vanilla cake so you just shove the stick of butter in your bra and hope it becomes room temperature butter 😭😂

Anyone interested in a slice of blueberry bread and a cup of coffee?

I’m ovulating… which means I have to chain myself to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon

Don’t forget to drink your water and mind your business today…

It’s just me and my iced coffee against the world

Am I the only one that thinks these water bottles look ridiculous? How is this almost $40? These are worst than the Stanley’s

My toxic trait? I love asking men unhinged questions because I know they’ll answer truthfully 😭😂

Men will cheat on their wives because “she let herself go”, but stay loyal to a football team that hasn’t won anything since the late 90s

I finally downloaded the Etsy app and I’m obsessed… Amazon who?

She got a little trim 😌✨

I need a social media cleanse. The news are gonna make me spiral

Bruno Mars new song though?! YAAASSS SHORT KING GET IT!