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Dear Members of Congress, Please do your F*ckin’ jobs. That’s it. That’s the message. Signed, Your Bosses, the Citizens of the United States of America 🫶🏼🇺🇸

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“Sen. Chris Van Hollen was stopped by armed guards Thursday at a military checkpoint and turned away less than two miles from the notorious prison where a Maryland father who was wrongly deported from the U.S. is being held.” www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

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'Cause them foreign students are just a'linin' up to come to the US right now.

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About 80% of my foreign policy views can be summed up in the phrase, "Fuck Israel."

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The owls are not what they seem.

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Every song can be improved by ending it with the last 5 notes of Inna-gadda-da-vida.

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They set a guillotine in front of Bezos mansion

submitted 21 hours ago • 52 comments

Boom

submitted 23 hours ago • 136 comments

Quick point. Congress can use the spending fight in September (remember Chuck Schumer surrendered till then) to prevent a single dollar from being used to house prisoners in El Salvador.

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A movie that takes place where you're from.

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Oh, we know it was a blatant move to keep Van Hollen out. So much for international diplomacy

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Because god's an asshole.

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Of course

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Please repeat over and over: “Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.” —Gov. JB Pritzker

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Janice, if any of you gave a shit about the safety of girls, a 12 y.o. wouldn’t have given birth in Nashville on Valentine’s Day, but she did bc people like you forced her to carry her rapists child at aged 11 www.tennessean.com/story/news/p...

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Please, my esteemed foreign brethren, just tell him to fuck off. If you respond at all.

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DOJ provides no new information on Abrego Garcia but says if he manages to return to the US, they'll detain him and remove him to a different country (not El Salvador) or seek to "terminate" his order of removal and send him back to El Salvador. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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The DHS spokesperson is now alleging that Mr. Abrego Garcia was arrested with "rolls of cash and drugs" and was "wearing what is effectively an MS-13 uniform" (Chicago Bulls gear). But: 1) He was arrested for loitering and not charged for anything 2) PGPD previously said they had no incident report

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I am so angry at my own country I could spit. Boycott us! If you like Americans boycott us. The sooner that ordinary Americans start hurting, the safer the world will be.

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Who's a good boy!

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Once again: everyone who spent any time around Trump in the 80s and 90s during his “real estate mogul” era said that if you look him straight in the eye and tell him to go fuck himself he disengages and immediately starts looking for an exit.

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Well, Liz, DO something.

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Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13. “His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”

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I bet if ICE "agents" started turning up dead of mysterious gunshot wounds, you'd see due process and the rule of law come roaring back REAL quick.

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History repeats itself…

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Someone knows who this man is and where he spends his time. He should be identified. And he should not feel comfortable showing his face in public after this.

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I mean… bears are nice and all, but why doesn't anyone ever choose the gorilla?

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One more time! We don't hate America. We hate YOU. Pay attention. This is getting tiresome.

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Let's do this!!!

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via @andrewfeinstein.bsky.social

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Anybody know who made this? I want to give them credit.

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Without due process, this could be you. It could be me. It could be any or all of us. It doesn’t matter who you voted for. Or the color of your skin. You must understand what is truly at stake here. All tyranny needs to thrive is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

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So the DOGE takeover of the federal IT infrastructure was actually a front for a massive hack that exposed our sensitive data across multiple agencies to foreign IPs who were able to log in and access systems seemingly in coordination with DOGE itself.

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This flag is awesome. Who made this?

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Now this sounds more accurate. Hahahahahaha........

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Yesterday, the President of the Unites States met with a dictator in the Oval Office and attempted to convince him to build more concentration camps in his country to hold people from Amerika that will be abducted. That's where we're at.

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